傻瓜英语漫画全集

你说的肯定是stupid，美式口语很常用

李欣。在傻瓜英语app上，呱呱老师的原名叫做李欣，主要是教学英语等课程，优质的教学内容和实惠的课程价格深的广大消费者喜爱。

语气比较柔和或者无恶意的，用fool真的要强调很傻的，用idiot

fool英 [fuːl]   美 [fuːl]

释义：n. 傻瓜；小丑；奶油果蓉

过去式: fooled 过去分词: fooled 现在分词: fooling 第三人称单数: fools

例句

用作名词 (n.)

1、What a fool I was to believe he is a good man.

我竟然相信他是个好人，我真是个傻瓜。

2、I am a fool to have refused the job.

我真傻,拒绝了那项工作。

3、He played the fool to entertain the king in that opera.

在那部歌剧中他扮演小丑来逗国王开心。

词语用法

n. (名词)

1、fool用作名词意思是“蠢人,呆子,傻瓜; 白痴; 莽汉”,是可数名词。

2、fool在俚语中也可作“有某种特长或癖好的人”解。

3、在美式英语中fool可用于其他名词前作定语,是非正式用法。

扩展资料：

近义词的用法

dolt英 [dəʊlt]   美 [doʊlt]

释义：n. 笨蛋；傻瓜；呆子

形容词: doltish 副词: doltishly 名词: doltishness

英英释义Noun:

a person who is not very bright;"The economy, stupid!"

一个不太聪明的人；“经济，笨蛋！”

例句

用作名词 (n.)

1、The boy is a dolt,but we'll hammer these facts into his dull wits.

这个小男孩是个笨蛋，但我们要强行把这些事灌输进他那迟纯的头脑。

2、He's a first-class dolt who insists on doing things his way.

他是一等的傻瓜，坚持要以自己的方式做事情。

参考资料：百度翻译

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President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,” Wow! That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water!!! 拉登,一加拿大人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯.他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵.精灵说:"我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个."加拿大人说:"我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫,因此我想让加拿大的土地永远肥沃."精灵说了咒语愿望实现了.拉登看了很惊奇,他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗.精灵又说了咒语愿望又实现了.布什总统问:"精灵请告诉我关于这座墙的事情."精灵回答:"墙厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而里面的任何东西出不来外面的任何东西进不去."布什总统说:"哇!那是座大桥耶...注满水!!!" My Baby Swallowed a Bullet Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do ? Doctor: "Don't point him at anybody." 年轻的妈妈说：“医生，我孩子吞下一颗子弹，我该怎么办？” 医生说：“不要让他指着任何人。” Notes 1. to swallow a bullet: 吞下一颗子弹 2. to point at: 对...瞄准 allybaby Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?" 两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办？” fool_fox 标题：I'm the boss 内容：The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!" note:staff meeting:员工会议 Wife's picture A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring you martinis all night long. But you go to tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife.When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home." note:tavern 酒馆, 客栈 martini 马提尼酒 peek/pi;k/ n.一瞥, 匆忙看过v.偷看 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. "What kind of bird?" my sister asked. "I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child. "Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her . "Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. " I've Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! " (1) One day at school, little Morris and little Henry had a race and Henry won. Morris then says to Henry, “you won, but I know what you lost.” “What did I lose, then?” “Your breath.” (2) One day, little Isaac says to his dad, “Did you hear about the stupid fool who keeps going around saying "no"?” “No.” ”Oh, so it's you.” 1. Virtue Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student. When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue." 2. Difference "I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. 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All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later.' He said with a smile. Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. "What kind of bird?" my sister asked. "I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child. "Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her . "Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. " I've Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! 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