用英语写一则趣闻

在学习、工作或生活中，大家都有写作文的经历，对作文很是熟悉吧，作文根据体裁的不同可以分为记叙文、说明文、应用文、议论文。写起作文来就毫无头绪？以下是我整理的'写暑假趣事的英语作文（精选10篇），欢迎大家借鉴与参考，希望对大家有所帮助。

i spent this summer vacation in quite a different way. i used to run about every day in previous summer vacations, but this summer vacation i simply could not afford to do so. i would soon be in the last year of my high-school education and would after graduation be up against the college entrance examinations. though those examinations were still a year away, i had to start early to make myself well prepared by reviewing all those things i had learned at school and this summer vacation was the ideal time for me to do this. at first i was rather dismayed at the thought of this, but later i thought it was better this way because by working hard this summer i could count on endless happy summers to come. with this in mind i then set to work like anything and only occasionally went out for a change or did some physical. i was not at all bored by this kind of life, for i was sustained by a hope.

One thing I had a good time in this summer holiday ,The thing that impressed me most was this summer holiday! First I went to Tian an men square ,I saw different colors people there. I knew that tian an men square is so famous in the world that too many people visit it. then I went to visit the great wall， the great wall is really long , there is no doubt it is the worder in the world ! I really can not imagine how the ancient people built it !

the summer vacation had come round again. i was happy that i could forget about school at least for a while. lest i fool around all through this summer vacation, i made a plan as to how to spend it. first, i thought i should go over all those things my teachers taught in the previous term so that i could have a better understanding of them. then i thought i should take up some forms of exercise, such as walking, running and rowing, to keep me physically strong. it stood to reason that with such a good plan i should make the best of my vacation time. i did, because i lived up to what i had planned.

summer can be very hot in southern taiwan where the temperature usually goes up to 32"c or more. because of the heat it is a trying experience to go to school or do anything else in a place that is not air-conditioned. also because of this i stay at home most of the time during the summer vacation and only occasionally go to the beach to plunge myself into the cool water as a way to keep my body less sticky. actually i like swimming and think nothing is more refreshing than a swim. in the summer vacation that has just ended i went swimming many times with my classmates and we all had a good time. this summer vacation, however, was not spent entirely in seeking fun. as a second-year senior student i had to prepare myself for the college entrance examinations that were only a year away. in other words, i must find time to study, too. so i divided my time between work and play during the summer vacation and derived much benefit from this arrangement.

One thing I had a good time in this summer holiday ，The thing that impressed me most was this summer holiday！ First I went to Tian an men square ，I saw different colors people there。 I knew that tian an men square is so famous in the world that too many people visit it。 then I went to visit the great wall， the great wall is really long ， there is no doubt it is the worder in the world ！ I really can not imagine how the ancient people built it ！

the summer vacation had come round again。 i was happy that i could forget about school at least for a while。 lest i fool around all through this summer vacation， i made a plan as to how to spend it。 first， i thought i should go over all those things my teachers taught in the previous term so that i could have a better understanding of them。 then i thought i should take up some forms of exercise， such as walking， running and rowing，

to keep me physically strong。 it stood to reason that with such a good plan i should make the best of my vacation time。 i did， because i lived up to what i had planned。

I was born on March 18. My family is neither very rich nor very poor. My parents are peasants. They work hard to support the family. They encourage me to study well. My childhood was happy.

I like learning. I like music and sports, too. I can run very fast and am the fastest runner in my class. I am good at English, Physics and Math.

I want to be a scientist. Scientists have made recorders, TV sets, and so on. They have also invented the computer. All these make our life rich, interesting and easy.

On a sunny day, I made an appointment with some of my inseparable friends to visit our house.

Ill come up with a blackboard, a pen and a piece of magnet, then took out a pen to draw on the blackboard a person, he missed a nose, I said, "who can close your eyes to the nose up even win." Friends are scrambling to grab food, like a gift from Santa Claus.

A friend grabbed, he closed his eyes according to the magnet up, other friends all laugh loudly, he opened his eyes looked, post the nose mouth, such not only has no nose, mouth and a mole. The other friends tried and failed, and I was myself.

Then I closed my eyes and put my nose up. My friend didnt smile. I opened my eyes and said, "I did it!"

Through the summer vacation, I learned that in life, you can only succeed if you are good at watching.

That day, because of the hot weather, my father took me to the river to play and brought a bottle of fish. When I came to the river, my father sat down under the tree and took the cool. I was playing with water and catching fish in the river.

Suddenly, I saw a shrimp, and thought it was a fish, and I was eager to put my arm around it, but it ran away. I went after it, and I put my hand around it, and I put my arm around it, and I looked at it, and it turned out to be a shrimp. At that moment, I was like a deflated ball. I thought: its not easy to catch it, or keep it up! Then I caught a few fish and put them in the bottle.

I carried the bottle proudly forward and stepped on a piece of moss on the stone. Just listen to "dong", I look like a drowned chicken, whole body is water. And the fish and shrimp in the bottle took advantage of the opportunity, leaving an empty bottle in the water. I picked up the bottle and glumly headed for the bank. Its a real "no chicken, no rice". As a result, I went home wet.

Every time I think about it, my face goes red to the ear.

The summer vacation had come round again. i was happy that i could forget about school at least for a while. lest i fool around all through this summer vacation, i made a plan as to how to spend it. first, i thought i should go over all those things my teachers taught in the previous term so that i could have a better understanding of them. then i thought i should take up some forms of exercise, such as walking, running and rowing,

To keep me physically strong. it stood to reason that with such a good plan i should make the best of my vacation time. i did, because i lived up to what i had planned.

I enjoy summer vacation very much. Because summer vacation is the longest vacation of the year. We have more than fifty days to rest. Though it is very hot, we can either go to swim or stay in the air-conditioned room . In the evening, I like to go shopping with my friends. We can eat many things in summer, such as ice creams, watermelons, grapes,so on.In summer, I always go on a trip with my parents. Its a good chance for us to visit some nice interesting places.

英语笑话（一）Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?A: By treading on his corn?如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？Q: What do people do in a clock factory?A: They make faces all day.一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?A: Keep him awake.怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。 英语笑话（二）He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 -- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？ -- 墓地守墓人。 英语笑话（三）Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。 这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。” 英语笑话（四）my little dog can't readMrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” 英语笑话（五）Bring me the winner-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢的吧 -- 服务员， 这个龙虾只有一只爪。 -- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。 -- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。 英语笑话（六）The mean man's party.The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?" 吝啬鬼请客 一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。” “为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？” “你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。 英语笑话（七）Advice for "Kid"A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid." 忠告“年轻者” 这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话， 千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。” 英语笑话（八）Which woman?One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield." My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?" 哪一位女人？ 一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。” 我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？” 英语笑话（九）The doctor lives downstairs"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me." He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs." 医生住在楼下 “医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。 “我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。” 他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。” 英语笑话（十）One Engine LeftA 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult." Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late." At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!" 只剩一个引擎 一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。” 过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦 ？我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。” 正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。

快乐的寒假又到了，你的寒假过得怎么样了呢?发生了什么有趣的事吗?大家不妨写一篇 英语 作文 分享一下吧。以下是我为大家整理的，寒假趣事英语作文4篇，希望大家喜欢。 寒假趣事英语作文篇一 This winter holiday I stayed at home. I am happy because my father and my mother could spend more time with me during the Spring Festival. Besides, on the eve of the Spring Festival, we had a great family reunion dinner and then we watched Spring Festival Party on CCTV1. Sometimes, I reviewed my lessons. I had a very wonderful holiday. 寒假趣事英语作文篇二 I like the winter holiday very much.Though it's very short,I can enjoy the Spring Festival. I can watch cartoon every day.I needn't go to school frepuently. Sometimes I can go to play with my friend outside. With the festival coming,I can play all the time.I can play video game with my brother.I am good at playing PC game. So I often beats my brother.Then more and more relative came to my home.We had dinner together. It's so lively that I'am very happy.liuxue86 But I still have to do my homework. During the holiday,I learned a lot.I love the winter holiday. 寒假趣事英语作文篇三 Holiday is very dull. I stay at home for most of time. Sometimes I visit my friends and play basketball with them. Sometimes we go shopping. One day, we go to the kfc. We have hamburgers, chicken coke and french fries. We have sore throats. We go home and have a rest. Then we feel better. We go and play computer games! How mad we are! This is the only thing I can talk about in the holiday. 寒假趣事英语作文篇四 Chinese New Year is coming and my family is very busy. It's because Chinese New Year is very special and important. We must prepare many special things to get ready for this festival. First, will make a big New Year meal. Second, we will make "Good-luck wishes." Third, we will set off firecrackers. New Year meal is delicious and we think that eating some will bring us good luck. A long time ago, Chinese people believed red color could bring our good luck too. And we set off firecrackers could frighten ghosts away. Chinese New Year is very popular between students. Because we can have a long happy holiday.寒假趣事英语作文4篇相关推荐： 1. 寒假英语作文及翻译 2. 寒假趣事英语作文 3. 寒假趣事英语作文50词 4. 寒假趣事600字作文4篇 5. 我的寒假的英语作文

暑假是一个变化多端的万花筒。五彩缤纷的它给了我们无穷无尽的乐趣。你知道怎么写一篇暑假趣事的英语作文吗?下面是我给大家精心挑选的暑假趣事英语作文10句话，希望大家喜欢!供你参考和阅读!

One day during the summer vacation, my parents took me to the chengdu zoo.

When we get to the zoo, we are greeted by parrots who talk to people. "Hello, welcome! Ah, speaking of standard mandarin. I went up to him and said, "Mr. Parrot, are you talking to me?" "It's me. Welcome. Have a nice day!" It really makes me laugh.

To the amphibious house. There, we saw fierce crocodiles, grey and white, and could swallow a chicken, and the sharp teeth were like saws. There are venomous snakes and venomous snakes, and the worst thing about snakes is bamboo leaves. Bamboo leaf blue is a kind of poisonous snake, spread in Italy, China, Japan...

I also saw the heavy elephant, the tame giraffe and the black and white zebra, all relaxed and free. The flamingos were very strange, the crown was black, the feathers were black, the face was pink and ran fast. Finally, there are sea lions, porcupine, lions and tigers. The lion and the tiger are formidable and brave. The sea lion was lovely and swam about in the water with a beard. The porcupine must have been very rare, with a thorn in its face and a body like a pig, a little bit smaller, a kind of pig that got angry when it got angry.

Ah! Not only did I have a happy day, but I also gained a lot of knowledge.

This summer vacation is unusual. We were in sixth grade this summer. So this summer vacation is the last summer in our elementary school. The holidays are full of interesting things.

The funniest of all, it should be one of the things that happens when I borrow a book from chang.

It was a hot evening and I went to meet my mother who came home from work. When I got to the front of the neighborhood, my mother suddenly called and said she had something to do. I sighed and thought, "I don't expect to go back either." Because I didn't have the key. It occurred to me that I could borrow the sixth-grade textbook, because the sixth grader, who had been known since the last encounter, lived in the neighborhood opposite my home. Thinking of it, he took out his cell phone and contacted him. The woman who answered the phone was a woman. I asked my name, and then I went to the changzi lei. After a while, he came to pick up the phone, and I asked him to lend me all the lecture books of the sixth grade and a copy of Robinson Crusoe. He said quickly, and said, "I'm coming." Hang up the phone and I'll start waiting for him. It's only five minutes, but ten minutes, twenty minutes... Half an hour passed and he didn't come. I can't help but wonder: will he be kidnapped? Because there was a dark road in their small area and a lot of low shrubs, they could hide the bad guys. I was frightened out of my cold sweat, and then I called the changzi house. His parents said he had left early. I thought: strange thing, long gone, man? I looked back at my neighborhood and suddenly noticed that there was a constant. I hastened to call him, and he came running. We met at last.

We had been waiting for half an hour for each other. So I thought, we're going to do everything in detail. Otherwise, there will be a big price to pay. In the next few days, every time I think about it, I can't help laughing. Do you think that's interesting?

这次的暑假不同寻常。因为过了这个暑假我们就进入六年级学习了。所以这个暑假也就是我们小学生活里的最后一个暑假了。假期里有趣的事，数不胜数。

最可笑的，应当是我向常子磊借书时，发生的一件事情。

那是一个炎热的傍晚，我去迎接下班回家的妈妈。可走到小区门口时，妈妈突然打电话说她有事，要加一会儿班。我叹了一口气想：“我也别指望回去了。”因为我没带钥匙。突然想到我可以去借六年级课本，因为上次巧遇而认识的六年级同学常子磊，就住在我家对面的小区里。想着，就拿出手机联系他。接电话的是个女中音，估计是他的妈妈。我先问了声好，报上我的姓名后说找常子磊。不一会儿，他来接了电话，我要他把六年级上学期所有的主课课本外加一本《鲁滨逊漂流记》借给我。他爽快地答应了，并说：“我马上来。”挂断电话，我就开始等他。估计只有五分钟的路程，可是10分钟、20分钟……半个小时过去了，他还没来。我不禁产生了怪念头：他会不会被绑架了?因为他们家小区里有一段路很暗，又有许多低矮的灌木，可以让坏人藏身。我吓出一身冷汗，连忙又打电话去常子磊家。他家长说他早就走了。我心想：奇了怪了，早走了，人呢?我又回头向自家小区看去，突然发现常子磊就在那儿。我连忙叫了他一声，他应声跑过来。我们终于见面了。

就这样的擦肩而过，害得我们彼此多等了半个小时。因此我想，做每件事，我们都要细致。否则，都要付出很大的代价的。随后的几天里，每每想到这，就会不由自主地笑起来。你们觉得有趣吗?

A summer noon, irritable the sun parched the earth mercilessly, like a brazier from heaven, on the ground as if by a huge steamed, make a person to breathe. Ren and I agreed to go for a long time in the afternoon.

The biwave pool is about 100 meters by the station in meishan station. I entered the ariel, pool, in the sight of a piece of green, blue sky, white clouds are reflected in the clear water, beats the laughter of people and water, converge into a beautiful symphony. There is a big pool and a small pool, large pool depth less than two meters, less than 50 meters long, about 25 meters wide, around with the ceramic tile of silver, under the sun radiant with silver, blue and white bottom particularly eye-catching. The small pool is about six, seventy meters long, about 25 meters wide, and the deepest place can drown my whole body, and the shallowest place cannot touch my little feet.

In the large swimming pool, we swam around for a while, swimming like a small crucian carp. In a few minutes freestyle, the swimming frog, like the flood dragon, is very comfortable. I was so tired that I got up and sprawled on the edge of the pool, resting comfortably for a while.

At last the most thrilling moment came, and only heard the screams of the hall. "the prodigal son is coming! The prodigal son is coming! The blue waves came pouring in from the police line, and they were beating people, splashing white waves, and spluttering like broken jade. A wave followed by a wave. They seemed to be in a race, and one of the waves dashed past the crowd towards the end -- and the other wave on the shore followed. I was thrown out a little over five meters away, just like a watermelon on the side of a watermelon. Then I was wiser and hurriedly mimic Ren Jianyu method, clutched a fixed in a iron rod at the bottom of the swimming pool, secretly complacent: "hey hey, now waves hands to me." Just then one of the big waves rushed over and suddenly pulled me up. What a thrill!

Out of the blue waves, I set out on my way home. My mood was as joyous as a wave.

某日，一位名闻全国的补教界英语名师在课堂上夸下海口："凭我的造诣，没有 什么成语不知道的，就连中国成语也难不倒我！！" " 于是同学纷纷发问.