英语趣味阅读内容

祖母生日时我送给她一部无绳电话。不久我们便收到了大量的来自接见的祖母的长途电话。 当我们问及此事时，她回答道：“为什么不呢？它一分钱也不花。这部电话没有线连着！”

“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松，在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面我为大家带来英语趣味幽默小故事三则，欢迎大家阅读!

英语趣味幽默小故事：高薪

A famous lawyer always lectured his office boy. He thought it was good for the boy although he didn't need it.

One day it happened that the lawyer heard his office boy asked by the one employed next door, "How much does he pay you?" His office boy replied, "I get two thousand dollars a year. He pay some ten dollars a week in cash and the rest in his legal1 advice."

一位著名的律师老是给他办公室的勤杂工讲课，认为这对他有好处，尽管他并不需要。

有一天，这位律师偶然听到隔壁邻居的勤杂工问他的勤杂工：“他给你多少薪金?”他的勤杂工回答说：“我的年薪是2000美元，他每周付给我10美元左右的现金，其余的都算做他给我上课的学费啦。”

英语趣味幽默小故事：突然涨价

A man took his son to have an aching tooth pulled by the dentist. When it had been drawn1, the man was asked to pay ten dollars for it.

"Ten dollars!" he exclaimed surprised and said to the dentist, "I know you only charge two dollars for pulling a tooth. Why do you raise the price at will(随意)?"

The dentist said, "Yes, but your son cried out so loud that four other patients were frightened away."

有个人带着他的儿子去找牙医给他拔掉一只痛牙。牙医把他的牙齿拔掉后，要这个人付10美元。

这个人惊讶得大叫道：“10美元!我知道你拔一只牙是只收2美元，为什么任意涨价呀?”

牙医说：“没错，可是你的儿子喊叫得那么凶，把另外四个病人都吓跑了嘛!”

英语趣味幽默小故事：心不在焉

A man was getting very absent-minded. One evening he went to visit a friend and chatted with him for about two hours. When he was going to leave, his friend asked, "How is your family?" The absent-minded man suddenly exclaimed. "Good heavens! I forget my wife is having a fit(大发脾气)."