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卡娃依叻1小时前发布-
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Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. " What's in your box?" asked the friend. "A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them." "But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend. "So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown. 猫和老鼠 布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友，她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。“盒子里装的是什么？”朋友问道。“一只小猫，”布朗夫人回答说，“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠，我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。”“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。“小猫也是假想的。”布朗夫人小声说道。赞同6| 评论
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油炸妹子10小时前发布-
Narrator: When Stephen came back to the museum, Raf and Peg were sitting sad on the floor and didn’t say anything. Stephen opened the box and handed it to Raf.Stephen: Look what I found. (He said slightly.)Raf: (He unwrapped the paper on the skull dispiritedly, but soon an amazing smile stretched through his face. Peg also looked at the bones surprisingly.) (He whispered.) “Patagonytus puerti.”Scene 4 〈Another Miracle〉Narrator: Time flies. It has been one month since Stephen helped Raf and Peg in the museum. Today is the last day that Raf and Peg stay in Taiwan. They eat lunch in a fast-food restaurant.Raf: I spoke with our friends in Argentina this morning. They are very excited.Peg: (with happiness) Why… (She turned to Stephen, who was eating a hamburger.) Hey, Stephen, you’re awfully quiet. What’s wrong?Stephen: (looked sad) Well, I’m just thinking about what I’m going to do after you leave for Argentina.Peg: Oh, what? (slammed down her drink) Raf, didn’t you ask him?Raf: (embarrassed) Eh…I forgot… (Peg looked angry.)Stephen: Ah, excuse me. What are you talking about?Raf: Sorry, Stephen. I forgot to ask you: How would you like to come to Argentinafor a month to continue drawing for us?Stephen: (jumped to his feet) Let’s do it!!! The End
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恋水无痕10小时前发布-
英语话剧剧本推荐：《威尼斯商人》、《俄狄浦斯王》、《第十二夜》、《被缚的普罗米修斯》、《鸟》。
1、《威尼斯商人》
《威尼斯商人》 是英国戏剧家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，是一部具有讽刺性的喜剧。大约作于1596~1597年。该剧的剧情是通过三条线索展开的：一条是鲍西亚选亲；一条是杰西卡与罗兰佐恋爱和私奔；还有一条是“割一磅肉”的契约纠纷。
2、《俄狄浦斯王》
《俄狄浦斯王》是古希腊作家索福克勒斯创作的剧本，约公元前431年演出。《俄狄浦斯王》戏剧，取材于希腊神话传说中关于俄狄浦斯杀父娶母的故事，展示了富有典型意义的希腊悲剧冲突——人跟命运的冲突。
3、《第十二夜》
《第十二夜》是英国剧作家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，约写于1600一1602年间，1623年在书业公所登记，同年收入第一对开本中。这部作品以抒情的笔调，浪漫喜剧的形式，再次讴歌了人文主义对爱情和友谊的美好理想，表现了生活之美、爱情之美。
4、《被缚的普罗米修斯》
《被缚的普罗米修斯》是古希腊悲剧家埃斯库罗斯的一部话剧作品，剧中主要塑造了普罗米修斯这一位爱护人类、不屈服于暴力的光辉形象。该剧情节简单，结构也不复杂，但它历来受到人们的重视，被视为古典名作。
5、《鸟》
《鸟》是阿里斯托芬（公元前414年）的杰作之一，是现存的唯一以神话幻想为题材的喜剧。剧中有两个雅典人和一群鸟一起在天和地之间建立了一个“云中鹁鸪国”。这个国家是一个理想的社会，其中没有贫富之分，没有剥削，劳动是生存的唯一条件。
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英语话剧剧本 （一）
领衔主演： M: 猪妈妈 P1: 猪哥哥 P2: 猪二哥 P3: 猪弟弟 W: 老狼
主要演员： B1:小鸟1 B2: 小鸟2 旁白
故事内容：
旁白：Long long ago, there were three little pigs with their mother. They were very happy and they were very kind to their friends. Look! They are coming!
（情景一：猪妈妈和三只小猪以及朋友们在森林里快乐的玩耍）（加快乐的音乐）（小鸟飞的'音乐）
B1: Hello! Nice to meet you!
B2: Nice to meet you, too.
B1: It is a nice morning.
B2: Yes, it is! （猪妈妈和孩子出现）
M: Come on, babies!
Pp: We’re coming!
M: Are you happy today?
Pp: Yes.
M: Do you want to dance?
Pp: Yes. Music!（音乐响，猪妈妈和小猪一起跳舞）
P1: Mom, look! We’re so strong! （伸出胳膊，亮出肌肉，三个小猪比健美）
P2: Yes, I am strong.
P3: No. I am strong!
M: Yes! Yes! My babies! I think you should have your own house!
Pp: OK! I ’d love to.
M : You can do it!
Pp: Yes! We can! Yeah! （做成功的动作）
旁白：The three little pigs make three houses. The first pig built his house with some straw. The second pig built his house with some sticks. The third pig built his house with some bricks. They all think their own house is best! But the wolf is coming! He is very hungry! （音乐）
W: Gu, gu, gu gu gu. I’m very hungry. Oh, I sniff the pig’s smell. Aha! I have a good idea ! （来到第一只小猪的门前敲们） Little pig, little pig , let me come in!
P1: No! No! Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin.
W :Then I ’ll huff and I ’ll puff ,and I ’ll blow your house down.
（吹一下，房子倒了，小猪突然发现，吓了一下，逃跑）
P1: Oh! Help! Help! My brother! Please help me! （迅速进入第二只小猪家，马上关门）
P1: Close the door! （堵着门）
P2: What’s the matter? Don’t be afraid!
P1: A wolf. A big bad wolf.
W: Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in !
P1p2: No! No! Not by the hair on our chinny chin chins.
W: Then I ’ll I ’ll huff and I ’ll puff ,and I ’ll blow your house down.
（狼鼓足气吹一下，房子有点摇晃，又吹三下，两只小猪堵着门，挣扎之后，房子倒了）
（挣扎快跑）
P1p2: Oh , my god !Let’s run away, run away ! （跑到第三个小猪家的床底下哆嗦）
P1: The wolf is very strong!
P2: He wants to eat us!
P3: My god, help me! （三只小猪都在床底下）
W: Little pigs, little pigs. Let me come in!
P1P2P3: No! Not by the hair on our chinny chin chins.
W : Open the door! I can get the house down! （吹三下，没动，鼓足又吹三下，迟疑了一下） Why ? （最后吹三下，开始喘气了，然后倒地）
P1p3p2 : Yeah ! We are safe! （歌曲幸福歌）
旁白：The wolf is very angry ! He has a good idea! He climbs the chimney! The birds tell the three little pigs!
B1B2: My friends! Look at the chimney! （狼爬上了烟囱）
P1: How to do? What shall we do?（开始转着跑）
P2: Mom!Where are you? （哭着说）
P3: Don’t worry! I know, let’s see if we can blow the big bad wolf.
P1p2p3: OK , 123…
W : Help! No!
P1p2p3: The wolf is running! We are succeed! Yeah!
M: My babies. You are good boys. How clever you are! （结尾曲。）
旁白：The big bad wolf was blown far away and he was so frightened of the three little pigs, he never came back. As for the three pigs, they lived happily ever after in their house made of bricks.
英语话剧剧本 （二）
Welcome to The land of Make Believe. Perhaps I should tell you this fine town. There are a lot of funny-looking people in the Land of Make Believe, some people have long noses, some people have short arms but once upon a time a girl named Cinderella was the funniest.
Scene 1
Cinderella: （Cinderella enters. She has enormous feet. She practices a ballet dance. She is a bad dancer.） I have such enormous feet. I look like a seaplane. I will never be a dancer. I always lose at hopscotch （she tries to hopscotch but falls down）， and I have to buy a sock for every toe （She holds up her socks）。 I hate my feet. （The 2 Stepsisters enter. They are dancing. They are good dancers）from
Stepsister 1: HA HA… It’s
Stepsister 1&2: Cinderella BIGFOOT!
Stepsister 2: Are you still trying to be a ballet dancer like us?
Stepsister 1: With those feet you look more like a clown than a dancer.
Stepsister 1: Cinderella, bring me my coat! （Cinderella brings her coat. Her feet are so big that she trips.）
Stepsister 2: Cinderella, I am thirsty bring me some water. （Cinderella brings her water; she trips and spills the water. The two stepsisters laugh!!!） You are so clumsy! （They exit）
Cinderella: （Crying） It’s not fair… Why do I have to have these terrible feet? Why can’t I be beautiful and graceful like my stupid stepsisters!
Mother: （Enters carrying an enormous shoe） Cinderella! You left you shoe in the middle of the street. I have told you many times… You cannot go around barefoot. Your shoe nearly caused a traffic accident.
Cinderella: But Mother those shoes don’t fit my feet. They hurt! I want to wear sneakers!
Mother: Nonsense. You are a young woman. And young women do not wear sneakers! These used to be your sister’s shoes.
Cinderella: But they are too small!
Mother: You should be happy that she gave them to you after I bought her a new pair.
Stepsister 1: （The two stepsisters rush in holding an invitation. They are excited） Whew! What is that smell?
Stepsister 2: It’s Cinderella again! （Both sisters hold their noses）
Stepsister 1: I almost forgot, the ball is today…
Stepsister2: （Interrupting） In the Kings Palace!
Stepsister 1: We will meet the prince! Have you ever seen his nose? It looks like a skyscraper.
Stepsister 2: Well he may not be handsome.
Stepsister 1 &2: but he is rich! （They laugh together）
Cinderella: I heard that the prince can smell a pizza from a mile away.
Mother: Let me look at that. （She grabs the invitation） Oh my goodness. It is today. We have a lot of work to do. Cinderella will help you get ready.
Cinderella: But, why can’t I go to the ball? I want to dance.
Mother: What with those feet? You have trouble enough walking. You might kill someone while you are dancing. It is not safe. Now girls please get ready. （Mother exits）
Stepsister 1: Hurry Cinderella… Where is my dress…？
Stepsister 2: And my dress? Bring me my shoes…！
Cinderella: Yes Yes… （She runs around while the stepsisters order her around… she has difficulty keeping her balance） It is not a difficult task. Your dresses are here!
Stepsister 1: Be careful Cinderella.
Stepsister 2: Your BIG feet are stepping on our dresses! （Cinderella dresses the 2 girls）
Mother: Now are you ready girls? Let’s go!
Stepsister 1: This is going to be so much fun!
Stepsister 2: We shall dance all night! （They exit）
Scene 2
Cinderella: （Looks depressed） Uhhhhh… Now what should I do. I can’t dance… I can barely even walk. I wish my feet would disappear （She places a blanket over her feet and she starts to cry. Fairy appears）
Fairy: Why are you crying dear child? Please don’t cry!
Cinderella: I cannot go to the Prince’s ball.
Fairy: But why not? You are not that ugly. Stand up.
Cinderella: No.
Fairy: Please stand up. I want to help you. （Cinderella stands. The Fairy is shocked by her feet） Oh My God!
Cinderella: （Starts to cry again）
Fairy: Oh, Don’t cry my dear. I want to help you.
Cinderella: But I don’t have an invitation.
Fairy: Well I can solve that! Zip Zap Zoo… （She waves her magic wand and Cinderella is suddenly wearing a beautiful dress）
Cinderella: It’s beautiful… （She is very happy… she looks down at her feet and becomes upset） But what about these?
Fairy: Hmmmm… I don’t think that I have any shoes that big… wait a moment… （She waves her wand and giant sneakers appear）
Cinderella: Sneakers… made of glass! （She does a quick dance… and falls down） Oops… Now, how will I get to the ball? I don’t have a carriage.
Fairy: Of course… （She waves her wand and nothing happens. She tries again and still nothing appears） Ahhh…Take the bus. （She hands Cinderella some change）
Cinderella: Thank you fairy godmother.
Fairy: One more thing. You must be home before midnight.
Cinderella: Sure, sure, bye （They exit）
Scene 3
Stepsister 1: Who is that funny looking girl?
Stepsister 2: She looks so familiar. （She approached Cinderella） Do we know each other?
Cinderella: （Becomes very nervous. She looks away and changes her voice） Ah, no I don’t think so. Please excuse me I have to go.
Stepsister 1: What a strange girl…
Prince: （Suddenly the prince, who has been standing alone picking his large nose, approaches the stepsisters） Wow… what a beautiful girl. Who is she? （The sisters shrug their shoulders. The Prince walks to Cinderella） Hello sexy… （He smells her.） You smell great! Wanna dance?
Cinderella: I would love to!
Prince: Ouch you stepped on my foot!
Cinderella: （The prince can barely walk） Maybe we better sit down for a moment. （Just then the clock strikes 12.） Oh my… I’ve got to go!
Prince: But who are you? （The prince shouts as he rubs his feet. Cinderella runs away. But she leaves behind one giant glass sneaker. He picks it up and smells it） I am going to find that girl!
Scene 4
Stepsister 1: （The two girls are doing their make-up as they look in the mirror, Cinderella is painting her toenails eavesdropping on their conversation） Have you heard the news? Remember that strange looking girl at the ball?
Stepsister 2: Yes…
Stepsister 1: Well the prince wants to marry her, but he doesn’t know who she is.
Stepsister 2: Then how can he marry her?
Stepsister 1: Well she left her shoe behind.
Stepsister 2: So the Prince will marry whatever woman the shoe fits? （Suddenly there is a knock at the door. It is the Prince. The girls bow as they meet him. Cinderella of course falls down because of her feet.）
Prince: （He walks in the room and gives a gigantic sniff.） Please ladies sit down. （He smells each of their feet before he tries to put the shoe on their foot. Cinderella watches from the corner）
Stepsister 1: It fits!
Prince: Not quite.
Stepsister 2: It’s mine!
Prince: Too big! （He puts his nose in the air and starts to smell. He sniffs all the way over to Cinderella’s feet）
Stepsister 1: But she wasn’t at the ball…
Stepsister 2: Yeah she wasn’t at the ball…
Prince: Please! （She slips it on）
Stepsister 1&2: It fits!
Prince: Will you marry me?
Cinderella: Only if you will marry me.
Prince: I will （He leans in a tries to give Cinderella a kiss, but his nose is too big. Finally he kisses her hand）
THE END
英语话剧剧本 （三）
Scene II
SETTING: old lady B is at Old lady A’s home
AT RISE: Old lady A is cooking dumplings. Old lady B is knocking at the door.
B: Anyone home?
A: （Opens the door） What are you doing here?You must run away with the other nEighbors or you will be eaten by the monster.
B: I’m too hungry to run. Can you please give me something to eat?
A: All right, all right.
B: （Eating dumplings） Why don’t you run away like everyone else?
A: I want to kill the monster because it ate my husband and children.
B: But it is too difficult.
A: I don’t care.
B: Do you have any method to deal with it?
A: Um, I don’t know.
B: In order to thank you for giving me this food, I can teach you how to kill the monster.
A: Really?How?
B: Well, I know the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noise. So we can stick some red papers on the door and make loud noise to frighten it away.
A: So what are we waiting for?Let’s do it now.
B: You are right!It’s getting darker and darker outside.
Scene III
SETTNG: Outside A’s home.
AT RISE: The monster shows up in front of A’s home.
Monster: Ha!Ha!Ha!After one year of sleeping, I’m very hungry now. It’s time for me to eat a lot of people. Ha!Ha!Ha!It’s too bad that everybody runs away. Oh, there is a light in that house, there must be people in it. （Knocking on the door.） Anybody home? I won’t hurt you, just open the door. （When it sees the red paper on the door.） Oh, my god, it’s the color red, I’m afraid of it. Stay away from me.
AB: （Opens the door, and they are wearing red clothes） You bad monster. Now it’s your turn to feel afraid. （They beat drums and strike gongs.）
Monster: Oh, my god~ I can’t take it anymore. Please forgive me.
A: You ate all my family. How can I forgive you?
Monster: I’m sorry. I will do anything you say if you only let me go.
B: I think the monster feels very sorry now.
Monster: Yes, Yes, I ‘m so sorry.
A: Well, if you go away and never come back, I will forgive you.
B: Yes, and never eat people anymore.
Monster: Ok, I promise you I will never eat people and never come here again. （They stop beating drums and striking gongs. The monster runs away and never comes back anymore.）
Scene IV
SETTING: In the village.
AT RISE: A、B、C、D、E are talking.
C: How did you do it?
A: B told me the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noises.
D: Wow!How do you know this?（To B）
B: Actually, I’m a fairy. I’m here to help you fight the monster.
E: Oh, thank you. You really did us a big favor.
B: You're welcome. Now you don’t have to be afraid of this monster anymore. （Everyone is happy and clapping thEir hands.）
THE DNE
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The Gifts （礼物）－英语剧本Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving.In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair.D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)D: Will you buy my hair?M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.D: Thank you. Bye.M: Bye.Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )J: You-----?D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy.J: You’ve cut off your hair?D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .D: What ?J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you. Can you guess?J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our supper.翻译如下：礼 物旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。事实上，德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝，一件是吉姆的金表，那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的，还有一件是德拉那一头棕发，又长又美丽。德拉：生活对我来说很困难，虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了，我仍然只有1.87美元。德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了头发去卖掉，那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。（在店门口，写着“夫人：我们买各种各样的头发”）德拉：你买我的头发吗？夫人：是的，我们买各式的头发，把你的帽子脱下来，让我看一下你的头发。哦，很美的头发，很好的发质，20美元，行不行？德拉：好的，但是请你快点把钱给我。夫人：给你，20美元。德拉：谢谢你，再见。夫人：再见。旁白：德拉在街上逛了2个小时，然后她在一家金店止步，进去买了一条金表链。现在德拉正在家里。德拉：哦，多么漂亮的金链子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配，当他看到它的时候，一定会很高兴的。（突然门打开了，吉姆走了进来）吉姆：你……？德拉：吉姆，不要那样看着我，我剪了我的头发并卖了，因为我无法度过一个我不送你圣诞节礼物的圣诞节，吉姆，它会长得很快的，你不会介意的，是不是？我必须这么做，我的头发长得很快的，这你是知道的，说：“圣诞快乐！”，吉姆，让我们高兴起来。吉姆：你剪了你的头发？德拉：我剪了头发并卖了，它被卖掉了，我跟你说它被卖掉了，没有了！现在是圣诞节前夜，对我好一点，吉姆，那都是为了你。吉姆：哦，德拉，别误会我，我想我不会因为你剪了头发而对你的爱就减少了，我知道，那是为了我，看看这个包裹。德拉：什么？吉姆：你自己看吧！你会明白的。德拉：啊，是梳子！它们就是几个月前陈列在橱窗里的那套。吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，镶珠宝的，那颜色正好配你的发色。德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很贵的，我知道，我一直渴望但却没有丝毫的奢望拥有它。现在，它们是我的了，谢谢你，吉姆。吉姆：现在，你知道我为什么一开始就那么悲伤了吧。德拉：吉姆，我给你买了一件又美丽又好的礼物，你能猜出来吗？吉姆：对不起，我不想猜。德拉：看，一条金表链，吉姆，它是不是很可爱？我找遍了整个城才找的，你从现在起可得一天要看一百次时间了。把你的表给我，我想看一下表链装在表上的样子。吉姆：德拉，让我们把圣诞礼物收起来珍藏一段时间，它们太好了，但我们现在用不着，我把表卖了。得到了钱才买了这梳子。现在让我们吃晚饭吧！祝你好运！希望对你有帮助！
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