A clever dog A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money , would go to the news stall to buy a paper .His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money . The dog trotted off , but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper . "How much did you give him?"asked the owner . "five dollars " "Well , that explains it .When you give him five dollars ,he goes to a movie." 聪明狗 一只狗的主人声称如果给他的狗一些钱的话，它就会跑到售报亭去买一份报纸回来。他的朋友坚持要实验一下。于是就给了那只狗一些钱。狗叼着钱一溜烟儿地跑掉了。可是过了一个小时，狗还没有把报纸买回来。 “你给了它多少钱？”狗的主人问 “五块” “这就是了。你给它五块钱，它就去看电影了。”主人解释道.
买成绩Buy your grade A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over,the students all handed the tests back in.The professor noticed that one of thestudents had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dolllar per point" The next class the professor handed the tests back out.This student got back his test and $64 change attach:附加bill:钞票change:零钱一天，教授准备要测验他的学生们。他将所有的试卷发出去，然后回到讲桌旁等着当考试时间到的时候，每一个学生把试卷交给老师。教授注意到，一个学生在试卷上夹了一百元的钞票，并附上一张小纸条。。。上头写着“一分一块钱”下一堂课，教授将考卷发还给学生，这个学生呢，拿回自己的考卷，和找回的64元零钱
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