
分类: 教育/科学 >> 外语学习 问题描述: RT,最好是名人书信,总之一定要文字优美,不要太难的。谢谢! 解析: Jimmy Saville (1984) My first effort at being pen-pals with the stars was fairly primitive, but please, take into account the fact that I was ten years old. "Jim'll Fix It" taught children to believe that their very basest fantasies could bee reality. Sadly, none of my fantasies seemed fulfillable by old Jimmy (unless those rumours are true, but that wouldn't have made good television). So, with the grim determination of a child who wants something, I wrote this letter. please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please pleeease could you fix it for me to fart glitter I got no reply. Disheartened, I ate my greens, lived my life, and tried to fet the other life that could have been. It was ten years on before I plucked up the courage to write another letter. This time, the Gladiators were my quarry, and Hunter.... became the Hunted. Hunter (1994) Hunter, eh? Phwoar! Imagine licking the end of his nob! Eh? So, old enough now to have the real but unrequitable sexual feelings that drive every class pulsive, I wrote this letter to him in a thinly veiled attempt to get onto his lap. I had friends who were studying medicine, so I could get hold of some ether, so once I was on him he wouldn't stand a chance. This was my letter. Dear Mr Hunter, When I was young i used to sitt on my granndaddys leg and he would lift me up and go "dubba dubba dubba" like as if he was a crane. Mummy says that he cannot do this anymore, as has gone to live in Skye, and as i am now ennty years old and thirteen stones heavy i need a bigger leg. you have very big legs and i was thinking if you lifted me up and go "dubba dubba dubba" as if you are a crane then it would make me happy and let my grandadddy's ghost rest in peice and go up into the light. i watch gladiators every day and you are my favourite. i am studying law at manchester university so one day i may be rich and stuff. love, jonathan blyth And as if by magic, that cunt didn't reply either, let alone e round and go "dubba dubba dubba" as though he was a crane. I realised that I'd have to play dirty. This called for even fewer capital letters, and a letter to the maternal "conscience of the Gladiators", Lightning. Lightning (1995) dear mrs lightning, i rote to mister hunter saying that i was dying and could i please touch his leg and pretend he was my grandad and he said no he didn't care. he said that i was deserved to die and that god gives bad children cancer so that they can't grow up into murderers. please tell him that i am not bad cos my mummy read his letter and now she thinks i am evil and hits me. i cannot write much more because my hands hurt and i am bleeding. love, jonathan blyth No phone call, no letter, nothing. I was rapidly losing faith in the whole celebrity world, and decided to turn to the people we trust, the people who run our lives with impeachable standards and unrelenting mitment. Politicians. John Major (1996) Dear Prime Minister, Have you walked down the street recently? I have, and it's not a pretty sight. Street crime, roadkill, old women with faces like slapped arses. It's time someone did something about it, and I've invented a car - called the "Q-Car", which will promote general happiness and put everything back to rights, like it was during the Crimean War. The "Q-Car" takes in cold air from the front, and chugs out warm, perfumed air from a special pipe at the rear. This air can be directed at old ladies, perhaps to go up their gusset. With a bit of a motion up their chuffs, they'll perk up no end, the dirty cows. Furthermore, if you're distressed like I am by the sight of ripped open badgers spewing gut into the kerbside, a special attachment will scoop them up and drop them to safety, but not before delivering a swift tap on the nose to let them know that they are naughty badgers. Very naughty badgers indeed. The car will be driven by a *** iling man and woman. They will have a megaphone over which to shout feelgood messages from popular "Happy House" tunes, and at very little extra expense, a telescopic kisser will randomly shoot out and snog someone, with tongues. Thank you for your time. I hope to hear from you soon, and will accept any payment starting at three billion pounds for the "Q-Car" patent. Hugs, Jonathan Blyth 比较短的都是
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1、感谢信假设你是李华,梁教授去年六月推荐你去悉尼大学深造,现在你已经被悉尼大学化学学院录取,请写封信向梁教授表示感谢。范文如下:DearProfessor Liang,I am writing to extend my gratitude to you because with your help I am now astudent of Chemistry Department of Sydney University.Last June, when I applied to become a graduate student of Sydney University,you really gave me a lot of valuable help. You not only wrote a recommendation(推荐) forme to Professor Wells who works in the Sydney University but also gave mecareful and patient instructions on how to fill the application forms and writethe application letters.It is your unreserved(无保留的) help that enables me to obtain this splendid(极好的)opportunityof further education. For the following two years I will study hard toreciprocate(回报) your sincere help and expectations with excellent grades.Yours truly,Zhang Ying2、建议信假定你是李华,你所喜爱的GlobalMirror周报创刊五周年之际征集读者意见.请你依据以下内容给主编写封信,内容主要包括: 1.说明你是该报的忠实读者 2.说明该报优点:1)兼顾国内外新闻 2)介绍名人成功故事 3.提出建议: 刊登指导英语学习的文章范文DearEditor-in-Chief,Congratulationson the 5th anniversary of Global Mirror!I’ma regular reader of your newspaper. I like it so much that I hardly miss anycopy.Thereare many advantages of Global Mirror. Firstly, Global Mirror covers bothnational and international news.By simply turning the pages, I can know allimportant things that have happened both home and abroad. Besides, the successstories of world-famous people are also attractive to me, which help me learn alot from them. In a word, thanks to Global Mirror, we are well-informed andkeep up with the changing world.As ayoung student, I wish that I can be a master of English language. Therefore, Isuggest that Global Mirror provide articles about English learning for us.Finally,I hope that Global Mirror will become more and more popular. Thank you foryour time!Sincerely yours,Li Hua3、求助信假设你是李华,你的美国朋友Tom上个月来到北京学习。七月份你将去北京参加暑期中学生英语演讲比赛 (speech contest),你在资料搜集、语言运用等方面遇到了困难。请根据以下要点给Tom写一封电子邮件:1.询问Tom的生活和学习情况;2.谈谈你的困难并请Tom帮忙;3.告诉Tom你打算赛后去看他。范文DearTom,Howis it going these days? I keep wondering how you feel about your school life inBeijing. Have you got used to the life in China? Are you enjoying your life? Ihope you are.Letme tell you a piece of good news: I’m going to take part in an English speechcontest of middle school students in July in the coming summer vacation. So I’mbusy preparing for it. But now I have some difficulty in collecting usefulinformation and using proper English word to express my thoughts. Besides, I really want to improve my spoken English, especially the pronunciationand intonation(语调). Of course, as a native English speaker, you can give me somesuggestions.Inaddition, I’m going to visit you after the contest. I’m sure we will have awonderful time together in Beijing! I can hardly wait to see you! I am lookingforward to your early reply.Yours,Li Hua4、投诉信你是李华,两周前你从网上一套书虫系列读物(Book worm Series)昨天才到货,且包装破损,数量不足。请就此向网店客服写邮件投诉。要点如下:1. 介绍购物情况2. 反映存在问题3. 提出解决方案范文Towhom it may concern,I amone of your customers(顾客). I ordered(订购)a set of(一套) Bookworm Series on your website two weeks ago, but I didn’treceive them until yesterday. And much to my disappointment, the books were sopoorly packed up that the cover of one book was torn. To make matters worse, itis not a complete set, as I found one book missing.I amsorry to have received such poor service, and I believe I have every right toask you to deal with this problem. I hope that you either return my money or delivera new set of books to me. Besides, I’d like to be informed of the process ofyour dealing with my complaint.Lookingforward to your reply.Sincerely,Li Hua5、祝贺信假如你是李华,你的好友魏芳在中学生英语演讲比赛中荣获一等奖。请你根据以下内容,给她写一封祝贺信。范文DearWei Fang,Ihear that you have won first prize in the English Speech Contest of Middle SchoolStudents, so I’m writing to give my sincere congratulations.Youdon’t know how excited I was when I heard the good news. As your best friend, Iam proud of you! Your pronunciation and fluent English left me with deepimpression. It came as no surprise to me that you won the contest. Could youshare with me how you improve your spoken English? Your experience will be ofgreat help to me in learning.Iwill be grateful if you can write me back and give me your advice. I am lookingforward to your early reply.Yours,Li Hua6、 求职信假如你是李华,从报纸上看到中老年英语培训机构Mid.Senior ESCH面向高中毕业生招聘暑期兼职辅导员,负责学员课间服务事项。请根据下面的广告内容用英语写一份求职信。ASSISITANTSWANTEDValuablechances are open for high school graduates who are good at English.Their workis to tend the senior students during the break.Requirementsattached:1.Good at English.2.Experienced priority.Contactus by e-mail:English tec@163.com.范文DearDirector:I’dlike to apply for the post of assistant which was advertised in the newspaper.I found this position quite appealing to me.I’vejust graduated from high school. Luckily I am good at English and I can speakEnglish fluently. In addition, I have previous experience. During my stay inmiddle school, I used to be a volunteer and looked after the old people in anursing home on weekends.Inshort, I believe my experience and fluent oral English will be a great help forme in doing the work. I’m available for interview at any time. It would beappreciated if I can get your offer.Sincerely,Li Hua