可爱的骂人英文

1、什么不好当，竟然去当街头乞丐的情人，你还真是恬不知耻。 And what is bad when, when street beggar's lover, you are really shameless. 2、你是你妈跟别的男人生的野种，有本事你去跟你爸做DNA鉴定。 You are your mother and other male bastards in life, have skill you to like your dad do DNA identification. 3、不知道当年你爸你妈咋教你的，天生没教养，我们学也学不会。 Don't know when your father your mother teach you at first sight, naturally, neglected, we don't learn also. 4、总觉得自己很了不起，你唯一出总的地方就是你的那股子骚劲。 Always think oneself is very great, you are the only out a general place is that share all of you. 5、那么贱的人还说自己是**，恐怕你自己得了梅毒都还不自知呢！ So cheap man said that he is a virgin, I'm afraid you have crabs are still don't even know it! 6、你以为你会骂几句就天下无敌了吗？请你不要那么风趣幽默好吗？ What do you think you will scold a few words of world-beater? Would you please don't be so funny? 7、说我嫉妒你？你也不擦干眼角的眼屎看清楚你自己是个什么货色。 Say I'm jealous of you? You also don't dry canthus gum to see yourself what is the stuff. 8、给10个傻子发条短信，我当时就哭了，我只认识你一个，我完了。 To 10 fool clockwork SMS, I cried at that time, I know you only one, I'm finished. 9、遇事要先从自己身上找原因，别一拉不出屎就怪地球没有吸引力。 He want to find reasons from yourself first, don't blame the earth unattractive one couldn't pull the excrement. 10、你长得让我实在不敢恭维，只要你一出现就引起人民公愤的骚动。 You let me dare not flatter really, as long as you appear cause the disturbance of public wrath. 11、有病就吃药，不知道吃什么药就去青山医院问问，会有适合你的。 Take medicine unhealthily, do not know what to eat medicine will go to the castle peak hospital ask, will there be for you. 12、就算你再不好意思也别把**当脸用，用**对着别人不礼貌啊！ Even if you don't not bashful don't also when face to the bottom, with a bottom to others not polite! 13、我不和一个具有轻度弱智的智障人计较，这会有损我的高贵形象。 I don't a person with mild mental retardation of mentally disabled is willing, it will harm the image of my noble. 14、别人骂你，你说畜生你骂谁，他若是说话，你便说哦，畜生骂我啊。 Others scold you, you said animal who scold you, if he talk, you said oh, beast to scold me. 15、我是三不控：控制不了不上网，控制不了不打架，控制不了不骂人。 My point is: can't control don't get to the Internet, can't control don't fight, can't control don't call names. 16、说老娘男人是两条腿的男人，哎呦，看来你男人是三条腿的蛤蟆啊！ Old niang said men are two legs of a man, oh, it seems you man is a three-legged toad! 17、不要给你一点脸你就不知道自己是个什么东西了？脸也是自己挣的。 Don't give you face you don't know oneself is a what? Face is also of its own to earn. 18、你脑袋有个巨坑吧！要不我往你脑袋填了那么多的东西都还没满呢！ You head have a big pit! Or I fill your head so many things are still not full! 19、你的存在只是为了满足物种的多样性，所以你别太拿自己当回事了。 You exist only in order to meet the persity of species, so you don't take yourself too seriously. 20、你有没有发现你说的都是一堆废话？我完全可以无视你那垃圾语言。 Have you found what you said is a load of crap? I can totally ignore you that garbage language. 21、看你满嘴都粘着翔，我借张纸巾借你擦擦，免得那臭味熏到了别人。 See you mouth full adhesion cheung, I lent you borrow napkins wiping, lest he that reek to others. 22、你的兴趣爱好可分为静态和动态两种，静态就是睡觉，动态就是翻身。 Your interests can be pided into static and dynamic two kinds, static is sleep, dynamic is to roll over. 23、整天跟这个关系好，那个关系好，到头来不过你在别人眼里算什么呢。 All day with the good relations, the relationship is good, but in the end what does that make you in others' eyes. 24、和你接触的时间越长，我就越喜欢狗，狗永远是狗，人有时候不是人。 And you contact, the longer the more I like dogs, dog is always dog, people sometimes isn't a person. 25、不要以为你穿上了昂贵的衣服你就时尚了，脱了衣服你还是个贱胚子。 Don't assume that you put on expensive clothes fashion, took off clothes you was a mean guy. 26、像你这种听不懂人话的土狗就应该去狗窝呆着，别出来挡住大家的道。 Like you this kind of don't understand people words to dog kennel dogs should stay, don't come out from you. 27、左一句麻痹，又一句麻痹，看来你妈在生你的时候应该是个麻痹症患儿。 Left a paralysis, paralysis, it seems that your mother when you should be a paralysis. 28、脑子只配用在有脑子人的身上，像你这种没有大脑的脓包就别用脑子了。 Only with the brain in a person's brain, a no brain abscess like you don't use the brain. 29、人活着就是要知道自己有几斤几两，没个分量就不要在大秤来掂量自己。 People alive is to know you have several catties several two, each component is not in large scale to weigh myself. 30、你不善良就算了，但你怎么那么狠毒无情了，你简直就是一个十足的恶魔。 You are not good, but why are you so cruel heartless, you are a real devil. 31、你再假装清高也掩饰不了你的**，你那股**劲可是传遍了大街小巷了。 You don't Ptend to be lofty also hid you coquettish, the way you coquettish strength but all over the streets. 32、我真的觉得你像猪的后代，不管任何人看见你这长相都不会反对我说的话。 I really think you like a pig, look anybody see you it will not be opposed to what I said. 33、下次晚上出门多打点粉，你看你黑的，晚上出门都和能和夜晚融为一体了。 Next time you go out at night much rbis powder, do you think you black, night out and can blend into the night. 34、你就是一个十足的淫贼，连让人极度恶心的那头母猪也没能逃过你的魔掌。 You are a real rogue, even make people sick that sows also failed to escape the clutches of the you. 35、你说劳资是禽兽，那你这种为人师表还诱骗未成年的烂人就是连禽兽都不如。 You said labor is a beast, you such a teacher by worthy example also ensnares under-age rotten people is even than the beast. 36、我看你的脑那么大肯定是装满了粪便，要不然怎么会散发出一股难闻的臭味。 I think your brain size must be full of excrement and urine, or else how can send out a terrible smell. 37、你要感谢这世界上什么都假，连避孕药都是假的，要不然你也长不了这么大。 You would like to thank the what in the world is false, even the pill is false, or you too long so big. 38、如果对方要是骂你，你可以回，请别跟我说话吐口水，我没拿钱，买不起湿巾。 If the other party if I scold you, you can back, please don't talk to me spit, I didn't take money, can't afford to buy a wet towel. 39、像你这种的家伙，只能演电视剧里的一陀粪，比不上路边被狗洒过尿的口香糖。 A guy like you, but only one tuo excrement in the TV show, compared to the side of the road to spill over by a dog urine chewing gum. 40、恕我直言，你唯一出众的地方，就是你那骚劲，小妞，背地里勾引过不少男人吧？ With all due respect, you are the only outstanding place, is that all you, little girl, secretly seduce many men? 41、整天穿这个低胸穿那个豹纹，看你这身打扮整的跟二战前淘汰下来的慰安妇似的。 All day wear the low-cut the leopard grain, see you the whole with this outfit with out of comfort women before world war ii. 42、不该看的不看，不该说的不说，不该听的不听，不该想的不想，该干什么干什么去。 Shouldn't look at the watch, not to say do not say, shouldn't listen to not listen, shouldn't think don't want to, do what to do. 43、请你好好考虑下你到底有没有那个实力跟我抗衡好吗？我不想跟个残废人墨迹半天。 Please consider your exactly have the strength to compete with me? I don't want to be with a disabled ink half a day. 44、回家照照镜子看看自己头上有没有葱，没有就去买几把插上，还好意思在这里装蒜。 Go home look in the mirror to see his head to have green Onions, did not go to buy some put the plug in, return not bashful here play dumb. 45、对于我的估计你无法抵挡，你只能乱敲键盘告诉我你内心在哭泣而且无力回天是吗？ Estimates of me you can't resist, only knocking the keyboard you tell me your heart is crying and powerless? 46、就算是一坨shi，也有遇见屎壳郎的一天，所以你大可不必为今天的自己有太多担忧。 Even a tuo shi, also have meet the dung a day, so you don't have to worry about yourself today have too much. 47、都怪我眼睛不好使，竟然连人和狗都分不清，但这也不能怪我，谁叫你和狗那么像呢！ All blame my eyes not make, doesn't know that even people and dogs, but this can't blame me, who call you and you like that dog! 48、你闯荡江湖没有门派，**时间你是最快，突然发现人已不在，终于明白你网恋失败。 You make no branches, make love you is the fastest time, suddenly found that no longer, finally understand you net to fail. 49、别用你那副见了主人就摇尾巴的表情到处显摆，生怕别人不知道你是有主人的狗似得。 Don't use your that see the exPssion of master will wag its tail to show off everywhere, for fear that other people don't seem to know that you are a master's dog. 50、原来现在的禽流感都是你造成的，早知道就应该把你从鸡窝里揪出来关到监狱去隔离。 Originally now avian influenza is caused by you, knew you should put your out put to prison to isolate from the henhouse. 51、快点，快点回去！你妈在那里等你，说是让你回去重新生一次看能不能生个聪明点的。 Hurry up, hurry up go back! Let you mother there waiting for you, you can't back to have a look have a smart. 52、我知道狗到了交配期都会发情，但你要发情的话就去狗窝，别在大街上影响人类的生活。 I know the dog to the mating will heat, but if you want to heat the kennel, don't affect human life in the street. 53、在男人面前发骚的时候，一定要记得把那张不要脸的物体遮起来，免得影响他人的审美观。 Distributing SAO before the man, must remember that shameless object covered up, lest affect the aesthetic view of others. 54、天有天道，地有地道，猫有猫道，狗有狗道，你爸不走正道，你妈不守妇道，你也不尽孝道。 Days of heaven, and have a tunnel, a cat has a cat, a dog has a dog, your daddy don't walk the path and your mother is not destructive, you also not filial piety. 55、一看到你现在这样子就让我想起了前段时间网上流传的内个猪人，你和猪人简直就是一个样。 Now I see you like this reminds me of the earlier circulating on the Internet in a pig, you and the pig is the same. 56、有人若是骂你你便说，再说一遍！有种你再说一遍，他若是还说，你便说，真乖，叫你说就说。 If someone scold you said, you say that again! Maybe you say it again, if he also said that you said, really good, you said you like. 57、一看你现在无精打采的样子就知道你没有享受到**，要不你去我家猪圈，绝对让你**不断！ A look at you now listless appearance will know that you didn't enjoy the orgasm, why don't you go to my house pigsty, absolutely let you have orgasm! 58、遇到爱占小便宜的人，你可以说，那么爱占便宜，假如拿人家的真手短的话，你早就高位截瘫了。 Meet people who love to take petty advantages, you can say, so pushy, if take the somebody else's real hand short, you have been a paraplegic. 59、**你磨皮多了？我看你的皮肤都赶上贞子了，你敢再用毁图秀秀去装扮你那“可爱”的脸蛋么。 Exfoliating much you bitch? I think your skin started to catch up with the zhen son, you dare to use damaged picture show to dress up your "cute" face? 60、你喷粪之前先想想你自己都干过什么，有没有资格说别人，我是不够完美，但是我坦白自然，你呢。 You think about yourself before you use abusive language did, eligible to say others, I am not perfect, but I confess natural, you. 61、你已经懒得理他，那你就一直不说话，等他问你怎么不说话，你说狗咬我一口，我不可能咬狗一口。 You are too lazy to ignore him, you always don't talk, he asked you how to don't talk, you said the dog bite me, I can't bite a dog. 62、你比镜子更能反应人的缺点，比庄子还博学多才，比孙子还有博略，所以人们都亲切的称你镜庄孙子。 You more than the mirror reaction of faults, well-read, than zhuangzi than grandchildren and slightly, so people are friendly you mirror zhuang grandson said. 63、我永远忘不了你哪天的样子，纷飞的雪花从你头上落下，映出你迷人的面庞……喂！你的头屑也太多了吧？ I will never forget you someday, swirling snowflakes falling from your head, your charming face reflected... A: hello! You have too many scurf also? 64、你长不漂亮就算了，头脑还不灵光，四体不勤五谷不分，最主要的是关键时刻就掉链子，你出墙后，确定墙的那边有人吗？ Long not beautiful, you don't mind flashes, four sedentary knows nothing, the most main is the key point is badly off, after you make the wall, to determine the wall someone over there? ;

your dummy bear

一定不要用一楼写的your stupid bear 我知道楼主的意思是想表达自己笨笨的可爱的那种stupid是一个骂人的词，一般不带脏字骂的比较狠的就是stupid这个词了楼主的问题，答案可以写成your silly bear是笨笨的可爱的那种熊

男生说fu意思就是:服了。

分析

这是用拼音打字的原因，因为服的音节就是fu，有时候在切换输入法或者是不小心按到上档键shit的时候，就会无法准确打出拼音，而且拼音字母。

1、我觉得那些可爱擅长杂耍的猴子，或许是你的亲戚。 I think those are good at juggling and lovely monkeys may be your relatives. 2、告诉我你有多贱，我就告诉你哪个饺子里没有刀片。 Tell me how much you mean, I will tell you which dumplings without blade. 3、孩子请你记住，过度谦虚那不叫优雅，那叫无能好么！ Children please remember, excessive modesty that not elegant, it called incompetent good yao! 4、我们骂不骂关你个**什么事，草你吗的瞎眼白内胀！ What we scold don't scold you a bitch, grass you blind expansion within the white! 5、我有一段很长的恋爱史，贯穿我的一生，那就是自恋。 I have a long love history, throughout my life, that is narcissistic. 6、你还真是烂泥扶不上墙啊！把你扶上墙了你还往下掉。 You is really the mud helps not on the wall! To help you on the wall for you to fall off. 7、你们妈妈是不是也说过这句话：你和你爸都一个德行。 Your mother also said that this sentence: you and your dad is a virtue. 8、你他妈那么喜欢被人擦，我想说我退出我不喜欢兽交。 His mother then you like to be that person, I want to say I quit I don't like bestiality. 9、就你长着那酷似**的脸，别人想爆还需要闭上双眼。 As you grow in the face that looks like a chrysanthemum, others want to still need to close your eyes. 10、贱人的生活方式就是，只许自己吃屎，不许别人放屁。 Bitch's way of life is that when you eat shit, no others break wind. 11、做了班干部这个芝麻绿豆官，就四处炫耀，果然脑残。 The class cadre the sesame green beans, just to show off everywhere, indeed as expected brain-dead. 12、我剩下的你就想利用是吗，对不起，他的心还在我这。 I left you want to use is it, I'm sorry, but his heart is in my hand. 13、多年以后，我会依然记得那个偷了我半块橡皮的同桌。 Over the years, I still remember that stole my deskmate half a piece of rubber. 14、你在混乱的进化过程中，显然忽略了大众的审美观点。 In the process of the evolution of the chaos, you obviously ignored the public's aesthetic point of view. 15、知道为什么人比花漂亮么，因为话没有嘴巴说它漂亮。 You know why people more beautiful than flowers, because no mouth speak it beautiful. 16、你那么努力长的像个人，我也就不说你长得丑什么了。 Your efforts so long as inpidual, I what also don't say you are ugly. 17、歹毒的生活把我们变成了这样，受过高等教育的流氓。 Turn us into a vicious life in this way, rogue with higher education. 18、难道你是吃大姨妈拌饭长大的，怪不得长那么恶心呢！ Don't you eat the big aunt mix rice grew up, it's no wonder that long so disgusting! 19、平时骂你就算了，非要等我打你，才知道我文武双全。 Scold you calculate at ordinary times, have to wait for me beat you, didn't know I both brawn. 20、我是傻子堆儿里面的天才，你就是天才堆儿里的傻子。 I am a fool in the wired genius, you are the fool in genius they collectively. 21、班长班长，左一巴掌，右一巴掌，打到噼里啪啦的响！ Monitor of the class monitor, left a slap, right slap, hit or ring! 22、货有过期日，人有看腻时。你在我心里，能牛逼几时。 Cargo has expiration date, people have a see be bored with. When you are in my heart, to cow force. 23、给老子摆正位置不要乱放屁，不要太把自己当回事儿。 To Lao tze positioned don't fart, don't put yourself seriously. 24、大多数人想要改造这个世界，但却罕有人想改造自己。 Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change yourself. 25、一口一个狗，一口一个你妈，怎么原来你妈是条狗啊。 Bite a dog, a bite of a mother, you how so you mother is dog. 26、看看你那脸皮，看你那脸，火星撞你的脸还要被反弹。 Look at your face, look at your face, Mars hit your face be rebound. 27、逼装大了，自然会有人收拾你，这是江湖，这是社会。 Force loading, natural someone will pick up you, this is the river's lake, it is social. 28、在你年轻时得到的一些好处，到老时就要承受这些错误。 By some of the benefits when you are young, the old will take these mistakes. 29、有些人就是这样，自己是蛆就觉得全世界是一个大粪池。 Some people are just so, he is maggots feel the world is a big cesspool. 30、你刷牙我不管你，但是你告诉我，我的洗面奶哪里去了！ You brush your teeth I don't care you, but you told me that my grandma washing where go to! 31、其实我是想给你点面子的，可是你却犯贱的说你不要脸。 Actually I am trying to give you some face, but you said you don't wanna make mean. 32、你左看像白痴，右看像傻子，上看像头猪，下看像头驴。 You left look like an idiot, right look like a fool, look like a pig, looking down a donkey. 33、你瞧你吧！看背影急煞千军万马，转过头吓退百万雄狮。 You see you! See figure nasty evil spirit hordes, turned to scare off millions of lion. 34、现在的女人真伟大，不知不觉肚子大，有了孩子没了爸。 Now of the woman is great, imperceptible big belly, you have children didn't dad. 35、你长得也太梦幻了吧！一脸的模糊不清，看都不想看啊！ You grow too dream! The face of ambiguity, don't want to see at all! 36、水清则无鱼、人贱则无敌、你TM就无敌、比无敌还无敌。 Water to pure have no fish, people mean invincible, you're invincible, TM than invincible invincible. 37、看你这样就知道，你的智商绝对是和你的身高成正比的。 See you so you know, your IQ is proportional to the and your height. 38、如果你活着，早晚都会死；如果你死了，你就永远活着。 If you're alive, sooner or later will die; If you die, you will live forever. 39、你身材很好，好的连孙悟空看见你，都会给你三棍子了。 You figure is very good, good even sun wukong to see you, give you three sticks. 40、你他妈妈卖批能像个人样么？学什么不好偏偏要学下贱。 You can sell his mother batch like personal kind? Learn something bad happened to base. 41、你的沉默是对我最有力的挑衅而也我给你最绝望的回应。 Your silence is the most powerful provocations to me and I also give you the most desperate response. 42、哪里哪里，真心不敢不服你，**和你比都黯然了很多！ Where where, really did not dare to defy you, mistresses and shade than you a lot! 43、我在梦里参加了你的婚礼，结果变成了那个新娘的葬礼。 I attended the wedding of you in my dream, and the results into the bride's funeral. 44、当爱情不在的时候，请对他说声祝福，毕竟，曾经爱过。 When love is not in, please say blessings to him, after all, once loved. 45、听说你的失心疯又犯了？早跟你说了让你不要放弃治疗。 I heard you lost my mind again? Told you to let you don't give up early treatment. 46、如果有来生，我一定要成为神经，因为我走了你就得脑残。 If there is an afterlife, I must be nervous, because I'm leaving you have to be brainwashed. 47、坚持五秒钟，哇塞班长你好棒，我给你准备了阳痿的奖章。 Adhere to the five seconds, monitor of wow you're great, I'll give you Ppared the impotence of the medal. 48、你喷粪之前先想想你自己都干过什么，有没有资格说别人。 You think about yourself before you use abusive language did, eligible to others. 49、就算你用了伟哥，照样是直不起的料，注定此生不性福啊！ Even if you use viagra, so is not straight, destined to this life not sex! 50、你妈当初生你的时候，估计是把人整丢了，把胎盘养大了。 Your mother had gave birth to you, estimation is the whole people lost, the placenta raise. 51、你是喝妇炎洁吃屎长大的吧？怪不得能养出你这样的怪胎。 You grew up drinking fu phlogistic clean eating shit? It's no wonder that can raise you are such a geek. 52、你妈是后妈吧？天天给你喝毒奶粉，造就了你这样的脑残。 Is your mother a stepmother? Give you drink milk every day, makes you such a brain-dead. 53、你以为你很娇贵吗？省得我浪费口水，我的口水是数钱的。 Do you think you are too? Rather waste my saliva, my saliva was counting money. 54、我脸上的痘要是和你脑袋上的头发一样少，就心满意足了！ If I the blain on the face and less hair on your head, will be satisfied! 55、你妈生你的时候一定是满怀焦虑，心不在焉的，如此潦草！ When your mother gave birth to you must be full of anxiety, absent-minded, so untidy! 56、还真把班长这个职位当回事了，不过是班主任的狗腿子罢了。 Return true to monitor the job seriously, but that's just the teacher in charge of the dog. 57、别张口闭口的就带着你爹你妈，你那么孝顺怎么不在家呆着？ Don't mouth closed with your mother, your daddy's why didn't you stay at home so filial piety? 58、嫌我说话粗，不粗那叫文雅，什么是文雅，文雅就是装孙子。 Talk to me too thick, not coarse that call elegant, what is elegant, elegant is the installation grandson. 59、你的名字不错，相信给你命名字的人一定被你的比例感动了。 Your name is good, believe to you named word must be moved by your ratio. 60、我对着同桌说：我同桌是猪！，她大叫道：你同桌才是猪呢！ I sit at the same table said: my deskmate is a pig! , she shouted, you sit at the same table is a pig! 61、对不起哈，当年老子我没忍住，一个屁把这二逼给蹦出来了！ I'm sorry ah, the Lao tze I didn't endure, a fart to give out this asshole! 62、您可真是为计划生育做了巨大贡献啊！没人会和你生孩子的。 You are really made huge contribution for the family planning! No one will have children with you. 63、就你这飞禽走兽的长相，国家没给你颁个奖实在是太可惜了。 You the looks of the animals and birds countries are not awarded a prize for you is so bad. 64、你他妈整个脑残了，不惜拿自己的父母家人来骗别人的**。 You his mama the brain damage, do not hesitate to take their parents family to lie to someone else's semen. 65、不要想太多，你的想象力会创造出个一开始并不存在的问题。 Don't think too much, your imagination will create a initially there is no problem. 66、你绝对是你妈亲生的，不然你妈怎么会养你这么个混账东西。 You is definitely your mama of his own, otherwise how your mother have you such a fucking thing. 67、没有谁瞧不起你，因为别人根本就没有瞧你，大家都很忙的。 No who despise you, because others didn't see you, you are very busy. 68、整天把逼脸摆给别人看，是想要告诉别人你是黄世仁他妈吗？ The forced to face all day long to put the other people see, is want to tell someone you is still his mama? 69、小贱人每天都自拍，真担心哪天你的手机会愤怒到自曝而亡。 Little bitch take every day, really worry about which day your phone will be angry to revealing and die. 70、初恋之所以美好，是因为它告诉我们会有更多的下一次恋爱。 First love is beautiful, because it tells us that there will be more love next time. 71、你是脑子有病还是怎么？你以为你是谁？不就是傻逼一个嘛！ You are your mind or what? Who do you think you are? Is it not silly force! ;