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A reporter interviewed 100 penguins were doing the first day: eat, sleep, to fight dou dou , second only to say: eat, sleep, to fight dou dou. Has asked all 99 of the case, asked the first 100, said: eat, sleep. A reporter asked: how do you not fight Peas? Penguin: I'm dou dou .

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1、一天各种家禽开大会，鸡、鸭子、鹅、火鸡、乌鸦都来了。这时企鹅又从门口经过，看见人多热闹便说：“我也要参加！我也要参加！”看门的小鸡不认识企鹅，把门咣地一关。企鹅在外面伤心地大叫：“我算个鸟！我算个鸟啊！”

2、小企鹅有一天问他奶奶，“奶奶奶奶，我是不是一只企鹅啊？”“是啊，你当然是企鹅。”小企鹅又问爸爸，“爸爸爸爸，我是不是一只企鹅啊？”“是啊，你是企鹅啊，怎么了？”“可是，可是我怎么觉得那么冷呢？”

3、企鹅gg和企鹅mm去约会，企鹅mm还没有到约会的地点，企鹅gg就一直在左看看，右看看…左看看，右看看…左看看，右看看…… 企鹅mm来了后看见企鹅gg这个样子，怒了！ 一巴掌呼了过去骂道：“你以为你tmd在登陆qq啊！”

3、企鹅哥哥和企鹅妹妹约会。 企鹅哥哥为了给企鹅妹妹一个好印象，专门打扮了一下，穿了一身笔挺的西服。 企鹅妹妹看了，照着企鹅哥哥的脸猛扇几耳光：“妈的，让你会员！妈的`，让你会员！”…

4、一只企鹅去偷东西，结果被人发现，报警后被pol.ice包围了，企鹅灵机一动拿起个黄色的圆盾牌，光明正大的从pol.ice面前走过，结果一堆pol.ice一拥而上把企鹅抓住打了一顿。企鹅一脸无辜的叫着：为什么你们看得到我？？？为什么你们看的我？？？我tmd不是隐身了么？？

5、我给你讲一个笑话：你知道企鹅的肚皮为什么是白色的吗？答案是：因为它洗澡的时候只能够到肚子…

6、前段时间带外甥女去极地馆看企鹅，小故娘一脸好奇地拽着我手，问：“小姨，为什么这里的企鹅都是男孩子呢？”我说：“怎么会呢？里面一定有女企鹅的啊…”她不高兴地撇了嘴：“才不是呢，我知道，女企鹅都是头上扎个蝴蝶结的！”

Just that: one day, the penguins have nothing to do, very boring, he pulled his hair, one, two... Until all pull out ... ... Penguin thought for a moment, and said ... ... It's cold. Another day, the polar bear is very boring, but also learn to pull their hair, one, two ... ... Pull out light after the same thought for a moment, and say," said is really on the penguin ... ..."

A reporter was interviewing 100 penguis about their daily activities. The first one said, "I eat, I sleep, and I hit bean." The second one said, "I eat, I sleep, and I hit bean." ... All the way to the 99th one, the answers are exactly the same, until the 100th penguin was interviewed, and he only said, "I eat, and I sleep."The reporter asked, "Oh, don't you hit bean too?" "I am Bean." said the penguin.

您好，希望你能喜欢A group of researchers to the Antarctic Survey penguins living conditions. They recruited 100 penguins. Question No. 1 is only: Do you do every day? First only: eating, sleeping, playing only the second Peas Q: Do you do every day? Second only to: eating, sleeping, playing only the third Peas Q: Do you do every day? The Third: eating, sleeping, playing Doudou ...... Has been asked to the first 99 are the same answers, until the first 100 Question No. 100: Are you doing every day? Article 100: eat, sleep researchers: ah? You do not play Doudou? Article 100: I just Doudou

A group of researchers to the Antarctic Survey penguins living conditions. They recruited 100 penguins. Question No. 1 is only: Do you do every day? First only: eating, sleeping, playing only the second Peas Q: Do you do every day? Second only to: eating, sleeping, playing only the third Peas Q: Do you do every day? The Third: eating, sleeping, playing Doudou ...... Has been asked to the first 99 are the same answers, until the first 100 Question No. 100: Are you doing every day? Article 100: eat, sleep researchers: ah? You do not play Doudou? Article 100: I just Doudou

once a journalist went to the south pole and interviewed some penguins.he asked them what they did everyday.the first one said,"eat,sleep and beat doudou."the second one said,"eat,sleep and beat doudou."when he finished interviewing 99 penguins he found that they gave him the same answer.when he asked the 100th one the question,he said,"eat and sleep.""why don't you beat doudou?"asked the journalist."because i am doudou."answered the penguin.