1.moneyisnoteverything.there'smastercard＆visa.钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.2.oneshouldloveanimals.theyaresotasty.每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.3.behindeverysuccessfulman,thereisawoman.andbehindeveryunsuccessfulman,therearetwo.每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人背后都有两个女人.4.everymanshouldmarry.afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife.再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的.5.thewisenevermarry,andwhentheymarrytheybecomeotherwise.聪明的人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.6.successisarelativeterm.itbringssomanyrelatives.成功是一个相关名词,它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚.7.neverputofftheworktilltomorrowwhatyoucanputofftoday.不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好.8.loveisphotogenic.itneedsdarknesstodevelop.爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.9."yourfuturedependsonyourdreams."sogotosleep."现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.10.thereshouldbeabetterwaytostartadaythanwakingupeverymorning.应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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