表演一个小品英语

英文小品剧本 羊肉串和纳税人Characters:Mr. Shi, Xiaofu, DabaoMr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s.Act I(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, )Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax!Dabao: (change faces)Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi.Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X!Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you?Taxi----! Taxi----!Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor?Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet.Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours.Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)How do you know it?Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours.Dabao: It’s a big bug!Xiaofu: Oh. Don’t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan!Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok?Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones.Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter.7Yuan, my lovely beauty.Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ?Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt.(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I’m bankrupt. I have to change my place.Hope I would not meet her any more! Let’s go!Act IIMr. Shi: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.Let’s enjoy it!(In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with "NO SARS")Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine.Xiaofu: Hi,Dabao: Hi.Two: What a familiar face.Two: It’s you!Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan.How is your business?Dabao: Everything is OK!10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing.Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.Dabao: Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me.Xiaofu: Great! Have you…

问题一：演小品的英文是什么 perform sketches perform a skit 。 问题二：xiaopin 小品用英语怎么说 Sketch 双语对照 词典结果： 小品 [xiǎo pǐn] short sketch; short act; a short, simple literary or artistic creation; essay; opusculum ; 例句: 1. 于是，我们一起坐着，边往饺子里装入肉和蔬菜，边抱怨着糟糕的小品和蛋疼的歌曲。 So we sat around grumbling about the boring skits and lame songs, filling dumplings with meat and vegetables. 问题三：“小品表演”的英语怎么说 short play 问题四：生活小品用英语怎么说？ Life Pieces 问题五：【英语小品剧本】 Soldiers: Yes, your highnesss! 第四场： （士兵敲门） Stepmother: What’s the matter, soldiers? Soldier1: Are there any young girls in your family, madam? Soldier2: The pretty princess lost her shoe in the palace. Soldier3: The prince wants to find her and marry her. Helen: Let me try.The shoe is mine. Soldier1: No,it’s not yours. It’s too *** all for you. Jenny: It’s mine. Let me try it. Soldier2: No, it’s not yours, it’s too *** all for you. Stepmother: Hi, e on, maybe it’s mine. Let me try it. Soldier3:Oh, my god, it couldn’t be yours. Do you have another daughter? 问题六：英语小品翻译 布什:我的脑袋怎么了? 医生:你的脑袋非常好 布什:为什么? 医生:因为你和每个人一样,有右脑和左脑. 布什:还有什么? 医生:但是你的大脑要远好于其他所有人的大脑. 布什:真的? 医生:是的,先生,每个人的大脑不是分化得那么完美,但你的却是个例外. 布什:告诉我怎么是个例外,不会是因为我是美国的老大吧 医生:先生,你的大脑真的分得非常清楚,你的左脑绝对没有右的东西,右脑绝对没有左的东西.