
25. 《别出去》 Not Going OutBBC喜剧 Not Going Out 讲述了李和凯特本是同室好友,他们分别把提姆当作最好的朋友和男友,但是自从提姆和凯特分手以后,事情就变得复杂起来。提姆无法原谅分手,他要如何处理李和凯特之间越来越深的友谊呢?24. 《二零一二》Twenty Twelve这部6集短小精悍的系列喜剧讲述了2012年奥利匹克运动会救助小组是如何工作的。剧集采用倒计天数的时间线,小组将遇到各种各样不同的麻烦,直到奥运会结束,他们都不会有什么好日子过。23. 《无耻之徒》Shameless故事发生在曼彻斯特的一个住房庄园里。几年前,母亲去了AWOL,只留下父亲和6个孩子。于是大姐Fiona就成了家中的头号人物,照看着Carl,Debbie以及还是婴儿的Liam。这个热闹非凡的家庭忙碌与它的日常生活,充满性冒险,爱和欺诈的故事,便围绕着这样的家庭展开了……22. 《绿翼》Green Wing绿翼(Green Wing)是英国第四频道2004年出品的大获好评的癫狂医务类喜剧,设置在虚构的东汉普顿医院。故事是从外科病房新来的‘凯罗琳’医生第一天入院,不得不在自己车上蓬头垢面过夜开始的。随后她逐渐认识了她那些古古怪怪的同事,‘盖·塞克里’一个瑞士混血儿,伶牙俐齿、多才多艺,但异常讨厌女人;‘艾伦’虽是整个病房性情最古怪的放射线医生,又口吃得厉害,但却很合适人事经理‘科洛’的胃口,这为喜怒无常的科洛小姐总是担忧自己会人老珠黄;却又疯狂恋上人气极旺的‘麦克’医生;还有倒霉的助理医生‘马丁’……21. 《梅林传奇》Merlin《梅林传奇》讲述梅林和亚瑟早年时生活。本剧将以全新的现代视角诠释古老而经典的亚瑟王传说,展示观众们从未见过的新奇领域——大法师梅林的年轻时代。故事将从少年梅林第一次踏进卡梅洛特城开始。君王尤瑟王二十年前颁布过一道命令,禁止在国内使用任何魔法,而年少气盛的梅林却被先天给予了魔法才能。20. 《雀起乡到烛镇》 Lark Rise To Candleford少女Laura Timmins离开Lark Rise去Candleford投奔她的表姐开始新的生活。她的经历不仅是小小乡村的故事,也是那一时期英格兰乡村生活的缩影。小说依旧是以平实的基调讲述了恬淡的乡村生活,既有温馨浪漫的亲情爱情,也有睿智幽默的生活小品。
1、《威尼斯商人》
威尼斯商人是由英国戏剧家莎士比亚创作的戏剧,是具有讽刺意味的喜剧。 大约在1596年至1597年间制作的。
该剧的情节通过三个线索得以展现:一个是Portia选择亲戚的方式;另一个是Portia选择亲戚的方式。 一个是杰西卡和罗兰多的爱与私奔。
2、《俄狄浦斯王》
《俄狄浦斯》是古希腊作家索福克勒斯(Sophocles)创作的剧本。 《俄狄浦斯》电视剧以希腊神话和传说为基础,关于俄狄浦斯杀死父亲并嫁给母亲的故事,展现了典型的希腊悲剧冲突,即人与命运之间的冲突。
3、《第十二夜》
第十二夜是英国剧作家莎士比亚创作的戏剧。 它的写法大约是1600年至1602年。它于1623年在图书办公室注册,并于同年被纳入第一本作品集。 以抒情风格和浪漫喜剧的形式,这首歌再次演唱了人文主义对爱情和友谊的美好理想,展现了生命之美和爱情之美。
4、《被缚的普罗米修斯》
“束缚的普罗米修斯”是古希腊悲剧埃斯库罗斯的戏剧作品。 在剧中,普罗米修斯主要塑造了热爱人类而不屈服于暴力的辉煌形象。 情节简单,结构并不复杂,但一直被人们珍视并被视为经典杰作。
5、《鸟》
“鸟”是阿里斯托芬斯(公元前414年)的杰作之一,它是唯一一部以神话和幻想为主题的喜剧。 在剧中,两个雅典人和一群鸟儿在天地之间建立了“云端国家”。 国家是理想的社会,贫富不分,没有剥削,劳动是生存的唯一条件。
作者:莎士比亚 作品《罗密欧于朱莉叶》 梗概:罗与朱美丽的爱情被两大家族对峙的仇恨湮没了。双双殉请。 戏剧还有:《奥赛罗》《李尔王》《威尼斯商人》
守株待兔(英语短剧) 剧本你可以自己调节角色~[开始。树)上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。导演(范冰)走到台前]导演:Action![跑下台][农夫冷酷地上。]农夫:I’m a farmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]A modern farmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷酷地走两步,突然被绊了一跤,回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头,继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看,收起]!So I’m rich now![开始展示名牌,边说边掏]Look!This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250!This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this?痒痒挠?No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~!![看下表]It’s time to do some farming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作,锄了两下,突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上,开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台,把没用的道具拿走,把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台]树:I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作,边做边唱:哼哼哈西!!!]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉!Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台][兔子A上]兔子A(一开始不知道状况。以为自己扮演周杰伦,所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼):Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U!The name of the song is 《发如雪》![清清嗓子正要唱,这时候导演(范冰)上]导演:[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?![兔子A:Sorry sorry sorry] [导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》。导演下台之前,看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看,惊喜地]Oh!It’s mine!(很兴奋地拿着下场)兔子A:OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈,悠闲散步][农夫继续锄地,边锄边上场,突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫:(惊喜地)Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it! [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走,兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]兔子A:Wahhhh~!(吓一跳)What’s this!农夫:Hnnnn…!I will kill U for lunch!兔子A:But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来(农夫一开始把枪对着自己)]农夫:Thank you!兔子A:My pleasure. (突然想起来农夫要杀自己) Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑,躲到树后面,农夫追到树前]农夫:Where~ to go? Haha![农夫开了一枪“砰”。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪,没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪,同上。 农夫开始加快频率,火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪,躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。]兔子A[自我陶醉中,边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me!树:[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后][兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪,走到兔子面前,看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现]农夫:Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子,开枪,没声音,看看枪,示意没子弹了。兔子见状,非常兴奋地大笑起来]兔子A:Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now! [兴奋大笑,笑到抽筋,笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ![兔子晕两下~~ “我倒!” 倒地]农夫:OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上。倒地睡到树旁边]……兔子A:[兔子很快醒了,看看四周,发现自己被绑了,很惊讶]Where am I? What happened?树:[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.兔子A:What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape?[东张西望,看到农夫的手机][兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开,走到手机前看了看]咦?What’s this?[捡起来看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It’s beautiful.[放回原处。 又自觉地把自己绑在树上。 突然想起来]A mobile!Maybe I can call some one to help me! [又不知不觉地把自己放出来,那起手机] But how to use it???树:[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![给兔子]兔子A:Oh I see. [做出打电话的样子] 喂?李咏:[上台,激情澎湃地] Hello!This is lucky fifty-two![做出幸运52的手势]I’m Liyong!Now let’s start our first question!What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正? A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!兔子A:(很冷漠地)Sorry, wrong number.[挂掉]李咏:Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂?喂喂?[很郁闷地下台]兔子A:Now let me call again.[拨打] 喂?兔子B:喂?兔子A:Hey Jackey!兔子B:Hey tommy!兔子A:How are you doing?兔子B:Fine,thank you.And U?兔子A:I’m fine too!How are your parents doing?兔子B:They are fine,thank you.And U?兔子A:They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?兔子B:He’s fine,thank you!And U?兔子A:He’s fine , too!兔子B:But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!兔子A:No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!兔子B:But where are you?兔子A:I’m under a tree!兔子B:[边打电话边在附近走,经过兔子A面前,两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?兔子A:I see a rabbit ,rather like you!兔子B:A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开][兔子A 打完电话,小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处,还很有礼貌地说了句“Thank you.” 然后又很自觉地把自己绑回了树上]兔子A:Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [兴奋过度,后仰,头又撞倒树上,昏眩中…“我晕!” 又晕了][兔子B上。]兔子B:I’m also rabbit!I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH!My friend is here!Let me help him out! [费力地想把树枝(双臂)挪开,使了几次劲,还是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到农夫扔掉的痒痒挠] Let’s see,what’s this!A 锄头![装作打高尔夫球,试了试锄头手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到树面前,正要砍]树:Stop!!!What will you do?兔子B:I will cut you down to save my friend.树:O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!兔子B:Oh yes!You are right! [扔掉锄头] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh!![灵感突来][看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise !Come on! [开始带头做早操。做着做着对树说“Follow me!” (企图让树动起来,两只手松开,这样就可以救出兔子A)树也开始跟着做起早操。 兔子B轻轻上前,想救出兔子A。但是树的广播操动作恰好都是会挡住营救的。兔子B狂汗… -_-b 广播操毕。树继续绑着兔子A]兔子B:Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh!I’v got it!Music! [音响放起泰坦尼克号主题曲高潮前奏。 兔子B抱住树,企图引导树像女主角一样张开双臂,放出兔子A。树渐渐陶醉,手缓缓松开。兔子B正要搭救同伴,突然兔子A两只手张开,成了女主角动作。树又抱住了兔子A的腰,成了男主角动作。树和A陶醉其中。B要唤醒A:“Wake up!Wake up!”兔子A沉醉其中,完全不理它,还用脚踹走要救它的B:“Don’t disturb me!”继续陶醉。]兔子B:(无奈ing…)Stop!!!(音乐停) (沮丧)I can’t save my friend…[掏出纸巾想要擦汗,带出10块钱,掉在地上]树:Money![一个箭步冲上去捡起钱,回到原位并且对着太阳验钞。]兔子A:[看四周] I’m free!!!Oh yes,I’m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢动作深情扑向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低头系鞋带。兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上,晕两下说:“暴头!”死翘。] [兔子B见状冲上去,深情地搂住A:“Tommy!Tommy!”[伤心地俯下身子,紧紧抱住A][这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身,又把B压在了下面]兔子B:I…can’t….breath……I’m dying!!!! [也翘了]农夫:[农夫这时候醒了。擦了下口水,看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much.[兴奋地一手提一只兔子,哼着小曲下场]树:[还在验钞的树正在高兴,突然发现是假钞]A!It’s a fake!Wait for me![追下去]
1、《仲夏夜之梦》,是英国剧作家威廉莎士比亚创作的一部喜剧。《仲夏夜之梦》是一部富有浪漫色彩的喜剧,讲述了一个有情人终成眷属的爱情故事。《仲夏夜之梦》的首次上演,是在1594年5月2日托马斯赫尼奇爵士和骚桑普顿伯爵夫人结婚的前夕,地点是在骚桑普顿庄园,看来该剧是为爵士婚礼助兴之作。此剧在世界文学史特别是戏剧史上影响巨大,后人将其改编成电影、故事、游戏、绘画等。2、《麦克白》是英国剧作家莎士比亚创作的戏剧,创作于1606年。由朱塞佩威尔第于1847年在佛罗伦萨完成谱曲,后又经过多次修订。《麦克白》的故事,大体上是根据古英格兰史学家拉斐尔霍林献特的《苏格兰编年史》中的古老故事改编而成。《麦克白》讲述了利欲熏心的国王和王后对权力的贪婪,最后被推翻的过程。3、《驯悍记》是莎士比亚早期的一出著名的幽默喜剧,主要描写文艺复兴时期夫妻关系中男女平等还是男尊女卑的问题。这是一部诗体剧,故事情节热热闹闹的背后却蕴藏着一种哲学意味,带有浓厚的文艺复兴时期关怀人的命运以及人与人之间的关系的色彩,即使人发出会心的微笑,也发人深思,本书注释当,简明易懂。4、《哈姆雷特》是由英国剧作家威廉莎士比亚创作于1599年至1602年间的一部悲剧作品。戏剧讲述了叔叔克劳狄斯谋害了哈姆雷特的父亲,篡取了王位,并娶了国王的遗孀乔特鲁德,哈姆雷特王子因此为父王向叔叔复仇。《哈姆雷特》是莎士比亚所有戏剧中篇幅最长的一部,也是莎士比亚最负盛名的剧本,具有深刻的悲剧意义、复杂的人物性格以及丰富完美的悲剧艺术手法,代表着整个西方文艺复兴时期文学的最高成就。
《 荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍(Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音:It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! (面对观众) I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三:Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~(作杀状)太子:Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状) Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三:After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子:Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三:Yes.Action II(《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐)荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状:What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? (赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?)李莫愁:Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上(抱拳):How are you?荆柯:Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹:Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?荆柯:Sure!太子丹:How are you?荆柯:Fine, thank you, and your wife?太子丹晕倒荆柯:Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹:Oh, I’m kidding too!(毕恭毕敬)May I have your name card, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着:To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三:Hero,we need your help.荆柯:I am busy now! 太子丹:You can get a lot of money.荆柯:I am very busy now!阿三:IC, ID, IQ card?荆柯:I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上场的美女,激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯(流口水):I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三:What? What’s the TCM?荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三:Excuse me? What’s the TCM?观众甲:TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹:I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯(激动):Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.阿三:You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧?难道你真的想要吗……荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三(撞胯,击掌)Yeah!Action Ш(《大话西游》主题曲响起)荆珂挽着妻子,太子丹,阿三在后.阿三:Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂:Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends太子丹:I will miss you, baby.(太子丹,阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起,荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型,忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过,向荆轲抛媚眼,并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看,妻子发觉不对,扭过头来。)荆珂(急忙收敛):Darling, I love you.妻子:I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!(《肖申克的救赎》)荆珂(流泪) :I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你,选自《飘》)妻子:Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂(欲走还留,执子之手又曰):Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise(泰坦尼克号沉船时,Jack对Rose的倾诉).妻子:"I promise."荆轲:"Never let go. “妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."(荆轲的发音和jack很像,所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。)妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪,荆珂上船,渐渐远去妻子:It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……妻子(掏出手机拨号,阿三接手机): Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.阿三:Okay okay!旁白:Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng. 结束!