英文情景短剧5分钟

S: Hello, everyone. I am a policewoman. Do you know where I am now? There are many perfect detectives here, there are many classic cases here, and here is also the place that is afraid by the bad men. Here is the Fuermosi detective centre!J: Do you know that why my detective centre is so famous? Just because of me——one of the most wonderful detective in the world! Hahahaha! （作张扬状）I am very clever, learned, friendly, and……handsome！（作自恋状）W: （实在看不下去了）Excuse me, Miss. May I help you?S: Er……Yeah.（终于回过神来）These days, the residents in Yuanling Community lost many things. We think that there must be having a wonderful thief. So we need you——the wonderful detective to help us! Please help us to catch the thief!J: （虚荣心得到了极大的满足）Just a piece of cake, of course that I can catch the thief immediately. Wendy, let’s go to the Yuanling Community now. Miss, we can go there together.S: Thanks, let’s go now!J: Okay. （三人一起离开了侦探社）J: （Jeff,SophiaWendy一起来到了园岭小区）Oh, it’s too hot. Let’s buy some ice-cream. Wait for us, I’ll back soon.S: Okay.（说完转身离开）W: Hey, wait! （Jeff已经走远，她只能一个人无所事事地四处看，Dee Dee从她的身边走过，Wendy顿时觉得口袋一轻，发现自己的钱包已经不见了）Thief! Stop! （Dee Dee多次险些被抓住，但都依靠一些小陷阱化险为夷，使Wendy摔倒，最终眼看Dee Dee要逃走了，去买冰淇淋的Jeff正心满意足地往回走，见此情景，随手用水瓶砸向Dee Dee,使她一时间有些晕，听到动静后赶来的Sophia抓住了她，将她交给Wendy）S: Oh, you are wonderful, I’m your fan! （Wendy以为Sophia是在说她，笑容满面，正准备与Sophia握手，Sophia却直接走向Jeff）S: You did a very good job!J: Thank you.S: Oh, I really worship you!（准身面对观众）If you also worship Fuermosi.W: Or maybe you think that he’s……（似乎很不情愿）Handsome.D: Or you hate him.（转身对Jeff说）I hate you!J: My pleasure.（一脸平静）S: Than the users of China Mobile please send FMCR to 1235026.W: The users of China Unicom please send FMCR to 1245026.D: The users of PAS please send FMCR to 1256026.J: Than you will get the elegant color ring of Fuermosi！有关侦探社的~~

音乐剧：Peter and the Wolf （彼德与狼） (Ladies and getlemen. Good afternoon.Today I’ll tell you a story. It is “Peter and the Wolf”.) Peter: Good morning everyone. What a fine day! How beautiful the green lawn is! Bird: Good morning, Peter. Peter: Good morning, Bird. Bird: It’s a fine morning, isn’t it! All is calm. All is beautiful. Duck: I’m a duck, you see. Peter forgot to lock the door. Now I’m free. How I want to have a good bath in the pool! (Duck jumps into the pool.) Bird: Hi! Who are you? You can’t fly? Duck: Aren’t you a bird! You can’t swim? You see. I can. Bird: You are a fool. Duck: I’m clever. You are a fool. Bird: You are a fool. Duck: I’m clever. You are a fool. (At this time, a black cat is coming quietly.) Cat: Yeh. They are quarrelling. So I have no trouble catching them. Look at me, please. Peter: Take care, Bird. Be careful, Bird. (So the bird flies away.) Duck: You are a thief. Why don’t you catch that bird? Bird: You are a robber. Why don’t you rob me? Cat: Should I go to catch the bird? Should I? I’m afraid when I get there, the bird will fly away. Grandfather: Peter, you see. It is very dangerous here. The duck is running into the pool. If a wolf comes, what should you do then? Peter: I’m a young pioneer. I’m very brave. How can I dare a wolf? (A few minutes later. A very big, cruel wolf comes siletly. The black cat runs away quickly.) Cat, Bird: Oh,! Wolf! Duck: Oh! My dear. The wolf is coming. Let me run quickly. (How can a bird run so fast! Look, the wolf has caught the bird, and eaten him up.) Wolf: How I am satisfied! But I still want to catch the bird and the black cat. (Now Peter and the grandfather see what has happened. They have a good idea now.) Peter: Bird. Please fly over the wolf’s head. You can fly around and around him. But you should be careful enough. Bird: Wolf. Wolf. Can you catch me? You are a fool! Can you catch me? Catch me! (The wolf is so angry that he jumps up and down. At this moment. Peter and his grandfather throw a rope and catches the wolf.) Cat, Bird, Grandfather: Beat him. Beat him. Don’t let him run away. (At this moment. A group of hunters get to the forest. Listen, they are shooting at the wolf.) Peter: Oh, no. Bird and I have caught the wolf. Don’t kill him. Let him alive. Please help us to send him to the zoo. Peter, Grandfather,Hunters, Cat, Bird: Oh! Oh! Let’s go to the zoo. Let’s go to the zoo. (Now please look at the group: Peter, Grandfathe, Hunters,Bird and Cat. They are dragging the wolf and sending him to the zoo. How happy they are！

《老友记》很适合学英语。 《阿甘正传》也不错。 下面的是我帮你找的。 A Beautiful Mind（美丽心灵） A League of Their Own（红粉联盟） Almost Famous（成名在望） American Beauty（美国丽人） American Graffiti（美国风情画） American Pie（美国派） American Splendor（美国奇观） Amistad（断锁怒潮、勇者无惧） Analyze This（老大靠边闪） Animal House（动物屋） Apollo 13（阿波罗13） Awakenings（无语问苍天） Best In Show（最佳表演） Blazing Saddles（灼热的马鞍） Bonnie and Clyde（邦妮和克莱德） Bowling for Columbine（科伦拜恩的保龄） Cabaret（歌厅） Casablanca（北非谍影） Cast Away（荒岛余生） Dead Poet's Society（死亡诗社） Dr. Strangelove（奇爱博士） Dumb And Dumber（阿呆与阿瓜） Elf（圣诞精灵） Erin Brokovich（永不妥协） Fargo（冰血暴） Forrest Gump（阿甘正传） Good Will Hunting（心灵捕手） Groundhog Day（偷天情缘） Harold and Maude（哈诺德与莫德） House of Sand and Fog（尘雾家园） In America（新美国梦） Legally Blonde（律政俏佳人） Man On The Moon（月亮上的人） Meet the Parents（非常女婿） My Big Fat Greek Wedding（我的盛大希腊婚礼） Network（荧光屏后） One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest（飞越疯人院） Paper Moon（纸月亮） philadelphia（费城） Pieces of April（四月碎片） Rain Man（雨人） Risky Business（乖仔也疯狂） Saved（被拯救者） Shrek（怪物史莱克） Sleepless in Seattle（西雅图不眠夜） Stand By Me（伴我同行） Take the Money and Run（傻瓜入狱记） The Fugitive（亡命天涯） The Good Girl（麦田守望的女孩） The Graduate（毕业生） The Incredibles（超人特攻队） The Manchurian Candidate（谍影迷魂） The Nutty Professor（肥佬教授） The Sixth Sense（灵异第六感） The Station Agent（心灵驿站） The Tao Of Steve（追女至尊） The Truman Show（楚门的世界） The Truth About Cats and Dogs（爱情叩应） The Wizard of Oz（绿野仙踪） Thirteen（十三岁） Titanic（泰坦尼克号） To Kill a Mockingbird（杀死一只知更鸟） Unforgiven（不可饶恕） Wag the Dog（摇尾狗、作大英雄） Wall Street（华尔街） When Harry Met Sally（当哈里遇见萨莉） Witness（证人） You Can Count on Me(诚信无价、请再靠紧我)

英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket MoneyScene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.你看看哪个合适,也可以做一些修改英语短剧剧本The Pocket MoneyCharacters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies arevery popular,I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的情)Press, press……Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,he hehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）Wow, everything is ready!糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)Scene2（At the school gate）N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!M: Let’s ask him.A: OK!C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）M&A: Why?C: I’m dirty！M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）M&A: How much are they?S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）M&A: Money?(对视)M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)M: What can we do now?A: Let’s ask dad for money.M: But how to ask?A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）M: Good idea!(全部下场)Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)A: And play the guitar for us!M: We know you play so well!(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)D: Oh? What a bright day today!M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)D:OKOK! Let’s.(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?M&A: Of course!(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)D: What’s the matter?M: Dad, we have no money!A: Can we have some please?D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.A: They look so sweet and nice!M: Other students always buy them!D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)M: What shall we do now?A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)M: Dad, I want a new eraser!A: I want a longer ruler!M&A: Dad, please！D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?M&A: Yes, sir!D: Here you are !( 给钱)M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）A: …….D: What’s wrong?M: I’ve a stomachache!A: Me too!D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?M: Yes. We had some candies just now.A: I had some too!D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）M: But they look nice!A: And tastes good!M&A: Aiyo……D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!M&A: OK.Scene 4: (At the school gate)N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）D: He?(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)P: What’s the matter with them?D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）S: OK. I know. (羞愧)C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?M&A: OK, dad!P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.D: OK, Let’s go.N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.