
Whose Fault
Cast
Mr. Green
Miss Blue
Police
Nurse
Doctor
Daughter
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Scene I
(Green Garden St.)
(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens... Two people came out of their cars angrily...)
Miss Blue: Oh! It's you, Mr. Green... Do you know how to drive your car?
Mr. Green: You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.
Miss Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me.
(While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)
Police: What's happened?
Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car!
Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light...
(Quarrel again ...)
Police: Has any one been injured?
Mr. Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much.
Miss Blue: I ache all over too.
(Both of them mourn painfully...)
Police: Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E ...).
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Scene II
(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)
(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)
Nurse: Who is injured?
(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)
Nurse: What's your name, Mr.?
Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green.
Nurse: (Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there.
Mr. Green: But ... (nurse interrupts)
Nurse: Go! Don't speak any words.....what's your name, Miss?
Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue.
Nurse: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling?
Miss Blue: Oh! I ache all over...
Nurse: OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.
(Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected)
Mr. Green: Nurse, I...I feel...
Nurse: Wait there, didn't you hear me?
(Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...)
Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.
Doctor: Ok! I see... How are you, Miss?
Miss Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over...
Doctor: (Check) It's ok...don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon......
Miss Blue: Thank you, doctor..
(Miss Blue leaves.)
Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!
Mr. Green: Yeah! Any problem with that ?
Doctor: Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you?
Mr. Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...
Doctor: I... I... I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection...
Mr. Green: What? An injection?
(Nurse takes out the syringe)
Nurse: Where do you want to inject?
(Mr. Green is frightened and shivering ...)
Mr. Green: Well, doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave.
Nurse: Wait! Don't go...
(Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room)
Mr. Green: Wow! ...... That hurts!
(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.)
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Scene III
(Taiwan House)
(Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)
Daughter: Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale. Mom, you look terrible, too.
Mr. Green: I would not be like this if not for your mother...
Miss Blue: What! That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for...
(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV)
Daughter: Oh! I understand it. Even since the Presidential Election, there's no peace in our home.
(Both of them are still quarrelling ....)
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场景一
(绿色花园街)
(在繁忙时间,拥挤的街道时,格林先生是开车过去的红灯,突然一辆汽车发生意外...两个人走出他们的汽车愤怒...)
蓝小姐:噢!这是你,格林先生...你知道如何驾驶您的车吗?
格林先生:你看,我是马路对面驾驶!哇!有一个我心爱的奔驰凹痕。
蓝小姐:我的宝马也得到了一个凹痕,你应该赔偿我。
(虽然他们争吵,后来,警察来。)
警察:什么事?
格林先生:她撞到我的车!
蓝小姐:不!这是他自己开车过去的红灯...
(再次争吵...)
警察:任何一个受到损害?
格林先生:我感到头痛,脚酸痛,疼痛非常。
蓝小姐:我也很痛。
(他们都痛苦地悼念...)
警察:那我就打电话叫救护车(OEOE ...).
(蓝天医院紧急)
(救护车送他们到医院)
护士:是谁受伤?
(他们说这是双方在同一时间自己...)
护士:你叫什么名字,先生?
格林先生:叫我民进党绿色。
护士:(不愉快的表情)哦!转到角落,坐在那里。
格林先生:但是... (护士中断)
护士:去吧!不要说任何话.....你叫什么名字,小姐?
蓝小姐:我的名字是国民党的蓝色。
护士:(温柔微笑)哦,小姐这边请。请问你能告诉我你的感觉如何?
蓝小姐:噢!我很痛...
护士:好!我会帮你停止的痛苦第一次,然后医生会在治疗一段时间你。
(格林先生过来要求治疗,但拒绝)
格林先生:护士,我觉得...一..
护士:等待在那里,你没有听到我吗?
(格林先生追溯到无奈,医生在这个时候来了...)
护士:年轻的小姐叫国民党蓝...国民党蓝。
医生:好吧!喔...你好吗,小姐?
蓝小姐:我有一车祸,我很痛...
医生:(检查)它是确定...不要担心。我会给你一些药。你会很快好起来......
蓝小姐:谢谢你,医生..
(吴蓝叶。)
医生:下一个。 (来自格林先生在读博士和他的医疗记录),你被称为民进党绿色!
格林先生:是啊!任何与该问题?
医生:嗯...(考虑)民进党绿色(提高了声音)?有什么问题吗?
格林先生:我都很酸痛,头痛,牙痛及足部疼痛(医生他不耐烦地打断)...
医生:一..一..我明白了,林小姐 - 给格林先生打针...
格林先生:什么?打针?
(护士拿出注射器)
护士:你想去哪儿投放?
(格林先生是害怕和颤抖...)
格林先生:嗯,医生... ...我不痛了,一..我不想离开。
护士:等待!不要去...
(护士拉格林先生和他的部队进入注射室)
格林先生:哇! ......这伤害了!
(蓝小姐出去了急诊室,但格林先生在可怕的痛苦离去。)
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场景三
(台湾府)
(他们都回家,然后打开门,进了屋子走在同一时间...)
女儿:爸爸妈妈... ...发生了什么事你们俩?爸爸,你脸色苍白。妈妈,你看起来可怕,太。
格林先生:我不会这样,如果不是你们的母亲...
蓝小姐:什么!这是你父亲的过错,他指责我厚颜无耻的...
(女儿是寒冷,耸耸肩,然后看电视)
女儿:哦!我明白。即使总统选举以来,就没有我们家的和平。
(他们两人都还争吵....)
(小沈阳)《不差钱》 (舞台上是一个餐厅的背景,写着:“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装,身上背着一串蒜头,手上拿着野鸡,拉着毛毛上场。) This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.) Uncle Zhao Here we are.Yadar Here we are.Uncle Zhao It's the most pricy eatin' spot in Tieling: "Scottish Tease / Fool."Yadar You got it wrong - Scottish taste / feel, not tease / fool.Uncle Zhao All right, taste / feel. We're gonna have our meal here anyway.Yadar But it's very expensive.Uncle Zhao So whut? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag?Yadar What bag?Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed.Uncle Zhao So whut can you do at all? I'm goin' t'rough all this for you and you had the nerve to forget the bag on the bed! Any money left on you?Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.Yadar Still not enough.Uncle Zhao No matter. Waiter! 英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money Scene1(At Salesman’s home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! 怕楼主不会英语捏! 采纳!
英语话剧剧本 (一)
领衔主演: M: 猪妈妈 P1: 猪哥哥 P2: 猪二哥 P3: 猪弟弟 W: 老狼
主要演员: B1:小鸟1 B2: 小鸟2 旁白
故事内容:
旁白:Long long ago, there were three little pigs with their mother. They were very happy and they were very kind to their friends. Look! They are coming!
(情景一:猪妈妈和三只小猪以及朋友们在森林里快乐的玩耍)(加快乐的音乐)(小鸟飞的'音乐)
B1: Hello! Nice to meet you!
B2: Nice to meet you, too.
B1: It is a nice morning.
B2: Yes, it is! (猪妈妈和孩子出现)
M: Come on, babies!
Pp: We’re coming!
M: Are you happy today?
Pp: Yes.
M: Do you want to dance?
Pp: Yes. Music!(音乐响,猪妈妈和小猪一起跳舞)
P1: Mom, look! We’re so strong! (伸出胳膊,亮出肌肉,三个小猪比健美)
P2: Yes, I am strong.
P3: No. I am strong!
M: Yes! Yes! My babies! I think you should have your own house!
Pp: OK! I ’d love to.
M : You can do it!
Pp: Yes! We can! Yeah! (做成功的动作)
旁白:The three little pigs make three houses. The first pig built his house with some straw. The second pig built his house with some sticks. The third pig built his house with some bricks. They all think their own house is best! But the wolf is coming! He is very hungry! (音乐)
W: Gu, gu, gu gu gu. I’m very hungry. Oh, I sniff the pig’s smell. Aha! I have a good idea ! (来到第一只小猪的门前敲们) Little pig, little pig , let me come in!
P1: No! No! Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin.
W :Then I ’ll huff and I ’ll puff ,and I ’ll blow your house down.
(吹一下,房子倒了,小猪突然发现,吓了一下,逃跑)
P1: Oh! Help! Help! My brother! Please help me! (迅速进入第二只小猪家,马上关门)
P1: Close the door! (堵着门)
P2: What’s the matter? Don’t be afraid!
P1: A wolf. A big bad wolf.
W: Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in !
P1p2: No! No! Not by the hair on our chinny chin chins.
W: Then I ’ll I ’ll huff and I ’ll puff ,and I ’ll blow your house down.
(狼鼓足气吹一下,房子有点摇晃,又吹三下,两只小猪堵着门,挣扎之后,房子倒了)
(挣扎快跑)
P1p2: Oh , my god !Let’s run away, run away ! (跑到第三个小猪家的床底下哆嗦)
P1: The wolf is very strong!
P2: He wants to eat us!
P3: My god, help me! (三只小猪都在床底下)
W: Little pigs, little pigs. Let me come in!
P1P2P3: No! Not by the hair on our chinny chin chins.
W : Open the door! I can get the house down! (吹三下,没动,鼓足又吹三下,迟疑了一下) Why ? (最后吹三下,开始喘气了,然后倒地)
P1p3p2 : Yeah ! We are safe! (歌曲幸福歌)
旁白:The wolf is very angry ! He has a good idea! He climbs the chimney! The birds tell the three little pigs!
B1B2: My friends! Look at the chimney! (狼爬上了烟囱)
P1: How to do? What shall we do?(开始转着跑)
P2: Mom!Where are you? (哭着说)
P3: Don’t worry! I know, let’s see if we can blow the big bad wolf.
P1p2p3: OK , 123…
W : Help! No!
P1p2p3: The wolf is running! We are succeed! Yeah!
M: My babies. You are good boys. How clever you are! (结尾曲。)
旁白:The big bad wolf was blown far away and he was so frightened of the three little pigs, he never came back. As for the three pigs, they lived happily ever after in their house made of bricks.
英语话剧剧本 (二)
Welcome to The land of Make Believe. Perhaps I should tell you this fine town. There are a lot of funny-looking people in the Land of Make Believe, some people have long noses, some people have short arms but once upon a time a girl named Cinderella was the funniest.
Scene 1
Cinderella: (Cinderella enters. She has enormous feet. She practices a ballet dance. She is a bad dancer.) I have such enormous feet. I look like a seaplane. I will never be a dancer. I always lose at hopscotch (she tries to hopscotch but falls down), and I have to buy a sock for every toe (She holds up her socks)。 I hate my feet. (The 2 Stepsisters enter. They are dancing. They are good dancers)from
Stepsister 1: HA HA… It’s
Stepsister 1&2: Cinderella BIGFOOT!
Stepsister 2: Are you still trying to be a ballet dancer like us?
Stepsister 1: With those feet you look more like a clown than a dancer.
Stepsister 1: Cinderella, bring me my coat! (Cinderella brings her coat. Her feet are so big that she trips.)
Stepsister 2: Cinderella, I am thirsty bring me some water. (Cinderella brings her water; she trips and spills the water. The two stepsisters laugh!!!) You are so clumsy! (They exit)
Cinderella: (Crying) It’s not fair… Why do I have to have these terrible feet? Why can’t I be beautiful and graceful like my stupid stepsisters!
Mother: (Enters carrying an enormous shoe) Cinderella! You left you shoe in the middle of the street. I have told you many times… You cannot go around barefoot. Your shoe nearly caused a traffic accident.
Cinderella: But Mother those shoes don’t fit my feet. They hurt! I want to wear sneakers!
Mother: Nonsense. You are a young woman. And young women do not wear sneakers! These used to be your sister’s shoes.
Cinderella: But they are too small!
Mother: You should be happy that she gave them to you after I bought her a new pair.
Stepsister 1: (The two stepsisters rush in holding an invitation. They are excited) Whew! What is that smell?
Stepsister 2: It’s Cinderella again! (Both sisters hold their noses)
Stepsister 1: I almost forgot, the ball is today…
Stepsister2: (Interrupting) In the Kings Palace!
Stepsister 1: We will meet the prince! Have you ever seen his nose? It looks like a skyscraper.
Stepsister 2: Well he may not be handsome.
Stepsister 1 &2: but he is rich! (They laugh together)
Cinderella: I heard that the prince can smell a pizza from a mile away.
Mother: Let me look at that. (She grabs the invitation) Oh my goodness. It is today. We have a lot of work to do. Cinderella will help you get ready.
Cinderella: But, why can’t I go to the ball? I want to dance.
Mother: What with those feet? You have trouble enough walking. You might kill someone while you are dancing. It is not safe. Now girls please get ready. (Mother exits)
Stepsister 1: Hurry Cinderella… Where is my dress…?
Stepsister 2: And my dress? Bring me my shoes…!
Cinderella: Yes Yes… (She runs around while the stepsisters order her around… she has difficulty keeping her balance) It is not a difficult task. Your dresses are here!
Stepsister 1: Be careful Cinderella.
Stepsister 2: Your BIG feet are stepping on our dresses! (Cinderella dresses the 2 girls)
Mother: Now are you ready girls? Let’s go!
Stepsister 1: This is going to be so much fun!
Stepsister 2: We shall dance all night! (They exit)
Scene 2
Cinderella: (Looks depressed) Uhhhhh… Now what should I do. I can’t dance… I can barely even walk. I wish my feet would disappear (She places a blanket over her feet and she starts to cry. Fairy appears)
Fairy: Why are you crying dear child? Please don’t cry!
Cinderella: I cannot go to the Prince’s ball.
Fairy: But why not? You are not that ugly. Stand up.
Cinderella: No.
Fairy: Please stand up. I want to help you. (Cinderella stands. The Fairy is shocked by her feet) Oh My God!
Cinderella: (Starts to cry again)
Fairy: Oh, Don’t cry my dear. I want to help you.
Cinderella: But I don’t have an invitation.
Fairy: Well I can solve that! Zip Zap Zoo… (She waves her magic wand and Cinderella is suddenly wearing a beautiful dress)
Cinderella: It’s beautiful… (She is very happy… she looks down at her feet and becomes upset) But what about these?
Fairy: Hmmmm… I don’t think that I have any shoes that big… wait a moment… (She waves her wand and giant sneakers appear)
Cinderella: Sneakers… made of glass! (She does a quick dance… and falls down) Oops… Now, how will I get to the ball? I don’t have a carriage.
Fairy: Of course… (She waves her wand and nothing happens. She tries again and still nothing appears) Ahhh…Take the bus. (She hands Cinderella some change)
Cinderella: Thank you fairy godmother.
Fairy: One more thing. You must be home before midnight.
Cinderella: Sure, sure, bye (They exit)
Scene 3
Stepsister 1: Who is that funny looking girl?
Stepsister 2: She looks so familiar. (She approached Cinderella) Do we know each other?
Cinderella: (Becomes very nervous. She looks away and changes her voice) Ah, no I don’t think so. Please excuse me I have to go.
Stepsister 1: What a strange girl…
Prince: (Suddenly the prince, who has been standing alone picking his large nose, approaches the stepsisters) Wow… what a beautiful girl. Who is she? (The sisters shrug their shoulders. The Prince walks to Cinderella) Hello sexy… (He smells her.) You smell great! Wanna dance?
Cinderella: I would love to!
Prince: Ouch you stepped on my foot!
Cinderella: (The prince can barely walk) Maybe we better sit down for a moment. (Just then the clock strikes 12.) Oh my… I’ve got to go!
Prince: But who are you? (The prince shouts as he rubs his feet. Cinderella runs away. But she leaves behind one giant glass sneaker. He picks it up and smells it) I am going to find that girl!
Scene 4
Stepsister 1: (The two girls are doing their make-up as they look in the mirror, Cinderella is painting her toenails eavesdropping on their conversation) Have you heard the news? Remember that strange looking girl at the ball?
Stepsister 2: Yes…
Stepsister 1: Well the prince wants to marry her, but he doesn’t know who she is.
Stepsister 2: Then how can he marry her?
Stepsister 1: Well she left her shoe behind.
Stepsister 2: So the Prince will marry whatever woman the shoe fits? (Suddenly there is a knock at the door. It is the Prince. The girls bow as they meet him. Cinderella of course falls down because of her feet.)
Prince: (He walks in the room and gives a gigantic sniff.) Please ladies sit down. (He smells each of their feet before he tries to put the shoe on their foot. Cinderella watches from the corner)
Stepsister 1: It fits!
Prince: Not quite.
Stepsister 2: It’s mine!
Prince: Too big! (He puts his nose in the air and starts to smell. He sniffs all the way over to Cinderella’s feet)
Stepsister 1: But she wasn’t at the ball…
Stepsister 2: Yeah she wasn’t at the ball…
Prince: Please! (She slips it on)
Stepsister 1&2: It fits!
Prince: Will you marry me?
Cinderella: Only if you will marry me.
Prince: I will (He leans in a tries to give Cinderella a kiss, but his nose is too big. Finally he kisses her hand)
THE END
英语话剧剧本 (三)
Scene II
SETTING: old lady B is at Old lady A’s home
AT RISE: Old lady A is cooking dumplings. Old lady B is knocking at the door.
B: Anyone home?
A: (Opens the door) What are you doing here?You must run away with the other nEighbors or you will be eaten by the monster.
B: I’m too hungry to run. Can you please give me something to eat?
A: All right, all right.
B: (Eating dumplings) Why don’t you run away like everyone else?
A: I want to kill the monster because it ate my husband and children.
B: But it is too difficult.
A: I don’t care.
B: Do you have any method to deal with it?
A: Um, I don’t know.
B: In order to thank you for giving me this food, I can teach you how to kill the monster.
A: Really?How?
B: Well, I know the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noise. So we can stick some red papers on the door and make loud noise to frighten it away.
A: So what are we waiting for?Let’s do it now.
B: You are right!It’s getting darker and darker outside.
Scene III
SETTNG: Outside A’s home.
AT RISE: The monster shows up in front of A’s home.
Monster: Ha!Ha!Ha!After one year of sleeping, I’m very hungry now. It’s time for me to eat a lot of people. Ha!Ha!Ha!It’s too bad that everybody runs away. Oh, there is a light in that house, there must be people in it. (Knocking on the door.) Anybody home? I won’t hurt you, just open the door. (When it sees the red paper on the door.) Oh, my god, it’s the color red, I’m afraid of it. Stay away from me.
AB: (Opens the door, and they are wearing red clothes) You bad monster. Now it’s your turn to feel afraid. (They beat drums and strike gongs.)
Monster: Oh, my god~ I can’t take it anymore. Please forgive me.
A: You ate all my family. How can I forgive you?
Monster: I’m sorry. I will do anything you say if you only let me go.
B: I think the monster feels very sorry now.
Monster: Yes, Yes, I ‘m so sorry.
A: Well, if you go away and never come back, I will forgive you.
B: Yes, and never eat people anymore.
Monster: Ok, I promise you I will never eat people and never come here again. (They stop beating drums and striking gongs. The monster runs away and never comes back anymore.)
Scene IV
SETTING: In the village.
AT RISE: A、B、C、D、E are talking.
C: How did you do it?
A: B told me the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noises.
D: Wow!How do you know this?(To B)
B: Actually, I’m a fairy. I’m here to help you fight the monster.
E: Oh, thank you. You really did us a big favor.
B: You're welcome. Now you don’t have to be afraid of this monster anymore. (Everyone is happy and clapping thEir hands.)
THE DNE
1、《罗密欧与朱丽叶》。
《罗密欧与朱丽叶》虽是一出悲剧,但两个青年男、女主人公的爱情本身却不可悲。 他们不仅彼此相爱,而且大胆追求他们的爱情,不惜以命拼争。 他们的爱情力量使他们敢于面对家族的仇恨,敢于向生活中的障阻挑战。
2、《俄狄浦斯王》。
俄狄浦斯王》是古希腊作家索福克勒斯创作的剧本,约公元前431年演出。《俄狄浦斯王》戏剧,取材于希腊神话传说中关于俄狄浦斯杀父娶母的故事,展示了富有典型意义的希腊悲剧冲突——人跟命运的冲突。
3、《威尼斯商人》
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4、《王子复仇记》
被评“一部为如今躁动不安的世界量身定做的《哈姆雷特》”。近总共76晚的表演,超过10万张门票一售而空,成为伦敦史上销售最快和观看人次最高的舞台剧