英文小话剧四人版

四个人六分钟，英语幽默短句，这个不好弄时间太长。

龟兔赛跑(Hare and tortoise) Bird: Friends, friends, come here and have a look. （伙伴们，伙伴们，快来看啊！）The hare and the tortoise will have a match again. （小兔和乌龟又要比赛了。） Monkey: The hare and the tortoise will have a match? （小兔和乌龟又要比赛了？） Didn’t the hare lose last year? Why do that again? （小兔不是输了吗？怎么还要比呀？） Bird: Yes, the hare lost the match last year, and her mother was too angry to eat anything in two days. （是的，小兔去年输了，兔妈妈气得两天没吃任何东西。） Mother hare order them to have a match again this year. （兔妈妈命令他们今年再比一次。） Monkey: Oh, so it is. （原来是这样。） Together: ( Music)...! Monkey: Everybody, the match begins. （各就各位，比赛开始了。） I’m the referee. （我是裁判） Hare and tortoise, ready? （小兔乌龟，准备好了吗？） Mother hare: Honey! Honey! Come on! （亲爱的！亲爱的！快过来！） Have some coffee. （喝些咖啡。） Hare: Mom, oh, I can’t drink it all. （妈妈，哦，我喝不下了。） Mother hare: It can help you keep alert on the way. （它可以让你精精神神的。） My little dear! Drink it quickly! （亲爱的！快点喝了它！） Monkey: Mother hare, the match is going to begin. （兔妈妈，比赛要开始了。） Mother hare: Ah! The match is going to begin. （啊！比赛要开始了。） Monkey: Please ready, go! （预备，跑！） Birds: Come on, come on! （加油，加油！） Tortoise will be the winner. （乌龟赢！） Tortoise will be the winner. （乌龟赢！） Hare: Yi? I know this tree, oh, yes! The grass is very soft. （我认识这棵树，是的，草软软的。） I fell asleep comfortable under the big tree. （树下睡觉舒舒服服的。） This time I won’t sleep. （这次我不会再睡了。） Oh? There are two routes. Here or there? Which one? （这里有两条路，这儿？那儿 ？哪条啊？） Mom, mom, help me, help me! （妈妈，妈妈，帮帮我，帮帮我。） Tortoise: Hare, let me tell you, turn to the right. （小兔，我告诉你，向右。） Hare: Ah! Tortoise, you’re here? So fast! （啊！乌龟，你跑到这儿了？这么快！） Come on, come on! （我得加油了！） He’s my opponent, Can I believe him? choose the right way？No! （他是我的对手，我能相信他走右边吗？不！） After I run farther, he will turn to the left, （等我跑远了，他再往左一拐。） Then I will lose the match. （那我就要输了这场比赛。） Oh, yes, I should choose the left way. Run faster! （哦，是的，我应该选走边，快跑！） Tortoise: Hare, hare, you’ve gone a wrong way. (小兔，小兔，你跑错路了。) Come back, come back. （回来，回来。） My friends come and help me! （伙伴们，快过来，帮帮我！） Together: Tortoise, why don’t you run fast? （乌龟，你为什么不快跑？） Mother hare: Oh, tortoise, Is it your turn to sleep under the tree this time? （哦，乌龟，这次是不是轮到你在树下睡觉了？） Tortoise: Mother hare, look! Your daughter’s got a wrong way. （兔妈妈，看！你女儿跑错路了。） Mother hare: Oh, my god, why? Why is she going there? （哦，天啊，为什么？她为什么会去那儿？） Didn’t you tell her it’s a wrong way? （你没告诉她那条路是错的吗？） Tortoise: I told her, but she didn’t believe me. （我说了，但是她不相信我。） She said “mother told me the opponent is the enemy. I couldn’t believe you.” （她说“妈妈告诉我对手就是敌人。我不能相信你。”） Mother hare: Yes, I said that. （我是说过。） My daughter’s got a wrong way, she can’t win the match. You run please! （我女儿跑错路了，她不能得冠军了，你跑吧！） Tortoise: Mother hare, she’s got the wrong way, it’s unfair to her, I must find her. （兔妈妈，她跑错路了，这样对她不公平，所以我必须找到她。） Hare mother: Tortoise, you, you’re a good boy. （乌龟，你，你是个好孩子，） The match won’t go on. My daughter loses at the very beginning because of me. （比赛不用进行了，因为我的错误，我女儿在起跑线上已经输了。咳！） Tortoise: Mother hare, it’s not important to win or lose the match. （兔妈妈，谁是冠军不重要。） Let’s call her back，OK? （让我们把她喊回来吧！） Together: Yes, you are right. OK! （是的，你说的对。） Hare, hare, come back. Come back. （小兔，小兔，回来。回来。）

（One day, the class is over,student A and B walk together.）

A: Labour Day is coming, we should relax a little on vacation, what are you going to do.

B: I have no idea no.How about you?

A: I intend to go to the Baotu Spring,It’s said that it is a good interest of place.

B: En,yes,it is the first spring of the world.

A: Why not go with me? I believe you will be satisfied with it.

B: About it let me think.

(Student A and B come acoss C.)

C:Hi!What do you discuss?

A:Hi!We are talking about the plan of the Labor Day.

C:Where do you plan to go?

A: Baoto Spring.Visit together?

C: Oh! No! I have been there in the Tomb Sweeping Day.

B: Really?How about the sight of it?

C: Very great!There are so many birds and trees.When I go there I was attracted by the beauty of the scenery deeply.

B: Really?

C: Yes.The surroundings is so good,beyond description.There are some photoes in my moblephone,have a look.

B: How great!Is this Baotu Spring?

C: Oh,no!It is Baizheng Spring.In fact,there are many other springs,such as Mapao Spring,Dukang Spring whose funtain(泉水) is so clear and sweet.

A: It sounds great!Are there some fishes in these springs?You know I like fish very much.

C: Oh.There are many kinds of fishes with different colors, red, black, even colorful .I am sure you will be lost in the beautiful scenery.

B: En,it is a great meal to eyes.My desire to visit there become stronger and stronger.

C: It is only a part of the Baotu Spring.

A: It is said that there are many historical relics,such as Memorical Hall of Li Qingzhao.

C: Oh,yes!Except it,Jinan Massacre(惨案) Memorical Hall is also worth visiting.The Massacre is our stigma(耻辱),which happened on May Third.

A: It is of great significance to pay a visit on Labor Day.

B: Wonderful! I decide to visit there.

A: Ok！

C: May you have a good time!

A: Thank you!What about you ?

C: En,I want to climb Mount Tai.

A: Mount Tai?Unattainable feeling!

B: It is so famous for its majesty(雄伟).

A: When you go there?I mean when you climb the Mount Tai,Evening?

C: Of course.I intend to watch the sunrise.The view from the top of the hill was superb(美丽极了).

B: A good pursuit!I hear that the top of the Mount Tai is very cold,you’d better wear enough clothes.

A: en, health and strength is above all gold.

C: Oh, yes! Thanks for your advice.Now I have to search some information about how to get to Mount Tai. See you later!

A:Take care of yourself!

B:See you!

D: Hi, what are you doing? Is it Student C?

B: Oh, he is busy preparing to go on holiday.

D: Holiday?

A: En, yes, Labor Day, we intend to go to Baotu Spring. What’s your plan?

D: Oh, I don’t have an idea. Now I’m not sure if I have a free time.

B: Why? What happened?

D: you know, I have applied for the National Sports Volunteer, the train may be started recently.

B: That is a pity!

D: Yeah, I’ve always wanted to climb Mount Tai. As a Shandong person, it is very pity not to climb Mount Tai.

A: Never mind. It’s also meaningful to train as a volunteer.

D: Of course, on the other hand, my dream can also come true on Summer Day, in a word; I believe I can reach the top of Mount Tai some day.

B: May you make it!

A: Where there is a will there’s a way.

D: Thanks, have a wonderful time, see you later.

A: See you!

（一天，下课了，学生A和B走在一起。）

A：劳动节快到了，我们假期应该放松一下，你打算怎么办。

B：不知道。你呢？

A：我打算去趵突泉，据说那是个很有意思的地方。

B：是的，这是世界上第一个春天。

A：为什么不和我一起去呢？我相信你会满意的。

B：让我想想。

（学生C走过A和B。）

C：嗨！你在讨论什么？

A：嗨！我们正在讨论劳动节的计划。

C：你打算去哪里？

A：宝图春天，一起去吗？

C：哦！不！清明节我去过那里。

A：真的吗？看到它怎么样？

C：太好了！那里有许多鸟和树，当我去那里时，我被美丽的景色深深地吸引住了。

B：真的吗？

C：是的，环境太好了，无法形容。我的手机里有一些照片，你看看。

B：太好了！这是趵突泉吗？

C：哦，不！它是百正泉，其实还有很多其他的泉，比如麻婆泉、都康泉，它们的作用是(泉水) 是那么的清澈甜美。

A：听起来太好了！这些泉水里有鱼吗？你知道我很喜欢鱼。

C：哦，有很多种不同颜色的鱼，红的，黑的，甚至五颜六色的。我相信你会在美丽的景色中迷失。

B：嗯，这是一顿美餐，我想去那里的愿望越来越强烈了。

C：这只是趵突泉的一部分。

A：据说有很多历史遗迹，比如李清照纪念堂。

C：哦，是的！除了济南大屠杀(惨案) 纪念馆也值得一游。大屠杀是我们的耻辱(耻辱),发生在五月三日。

A：劳动节来参观，意义重大。

B：太好了！我决定去参观那里。

A：好的

C：祝你玩得愉快！

A：谢谢！你呢？

C：嗯，我想爬泰山。

A：泰山？高不可攀的感觉！

B：它以它的威严而闻名(雄伟).

A：你什么时候去？我是说你爬泰山的时候，晚上？

C：当然。我打算去看日出。从山顶上看的景色好极了(美丽极了).

B：很好的追求！听说泰山山顶很冷，你最好穿上足够的衣服。

A：嗯，健康和力量是最重要的。

C：哦，是的！谢谢你的建议。现在我要查一些去泰山的信息。再见！

A:保重！

B：再见！

D：嗨，你在干什么？是学生C吗？

B：哦，他正忙着准备去度假。

D：假期？

A：是的，劳动节，我们打算去趵突泉。你的计划是什么？

D：哦，我不知道。现在我不确定我是否有空。

B：为什么？怎么搞的？

D：你知道，我已经申请了国家体育志愿者，火车可能最近才开始。

B：太遗憾了！

D：是的，我一直想爬泰山。作为一个山东人，不登泰山是很可惜的。

A：没关系。作为一名志愿者进行培训也是有意义的。

D：当然，另一方面，我的梦想也可以在夏天实现，一句话；我相信有一天我能登上泰山的顶峰。

B：祝你成功！

A：有志者事竟成。

D：谢谢，玩得开心，回头见。

A：再见！

英语话剧的注意事项

1、首先，组员要熟悉理解剧本，能够充分理解剧本的内容，然后进行表情和细节性的标注，这样会有助于现场的拍摄，同样进行一幕一幕的划分，这样不会使组员太过紧张忘词。

2、其次就是准备道具，一定要全，老师会很在意我们在细节方面的用心程度，倘若我们精心地准备了道具的话，会给老师留下一个不错的印象，很容易得高分。

3、然后就是角色的分配，一定要合理，要根据人们在现实生活中的性格进行分配，这样有助于增加话剧的真实性，从而更生动，同时也要考虑到不同组员的英语水，要考虑周全。

4、然后最最最重要的便是背台词，一定要理解，切记，当我们感觉一句话念不通的时候，可以用简单句进行改写，便于背诵也便于理解，不一定一字不差的照着剧本背，这样也违背了我们学英语的初衷。

5、然后便是拍摄，注意的是情感的投入尤其是表情，还有就是拍摄的角度一定要合理，符合当时情景。进行一幕一幕地拍摄，中途有适当的休息。然后就是尽量多个角度进行切镜头，这样效果会好很多。

你需要这样的英语的幽默短句。这些感觉现在给你变不出来。不过网上这样内容特别多。你去网上查一下吧。老师在等着你呢？

《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》英语话剧P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother. F: Father. K: King -Grandpa. 旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. . 正剧：(P,K出场) P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can’t wait another second. K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don’t worry, I open it right now. (作开电视状) P: Ha Ha! It’s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高兴状) Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔电视机，作极度气愤状) Old King!? (对K吼) K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顾右盼状) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I’m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充满自信状) P：Really! OK! Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates! K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you…… (作犹豫状) P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don’t keep your promise.（作气愤欲泣状） K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作为难状) But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these. P: Don’t tell so much! I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信状) K：OK. (作舒心，安慰状) P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高声喊) K: Xu …….. (作禁声状). Remember your promise, young adult man. P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天经地义状) K: Oh?! You are right（作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔） P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪状) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状) K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!!(作惊异状) P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若无其事状) K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作无奈状) P: (作高兴状，作跃上马背状) Hei! Let’s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! ....... (意气风发状) （M,F携手进场）: P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前) M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!? (作气愤状) P:（作阳痿状） Mummy, it’s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧) M: I don’t believe it. (作严肃状) Dad, isn’t really that? (询问K) K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (释然状，因为圆了我的谎) M: Really. I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作怀疑状) Dear, isn’t you ? F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear? M: Yes, really a good suggestion. （P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)（P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰） P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold? K: Yes, I can feel it. (边挥汗边说冷) M: No, it’s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold? P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视) M: Pirate, what’s behind you? (疑问状) P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作惊恐状) M: Move away .little Pirate! (作气愤状) P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂脸作害怕状) M: Caribbean Pirate! What’s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (气愤状) P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降状) M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad ! K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线) P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博学状) M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (诚恳状) K: I know the disadvantage. But TV also teaches him a lot of things which he can’t learn from books, Such as survival ability and communication skills. (中气不足状，因为理由不充分) M: Just those force, fighting and cheat? (置疑状) P: Mummy, I apologize that I have cheated you. (诚恳状) I won’t do that next time. Can you forgive me this time, Mummy. (做鬼脸,逗妈妈开心) M: Pick up trick. It doesn’t work this time. (义正言辞状) P: Mummy, not next time, ok? ( 作悲伤状，以引起妈妈的同情) (M不理P) M: Dad. I know you love little pirate very much, but I think you should choose the right way. Spoiling is not true love. It’s the poison in honey. (作严肃状) F: Yes, Dad, Pirate has a lot of things to do. We should be his guide, not to carry out everything he said. We can bring him to the library to see what books attract him most. We can help him to develop his interest, shape his personality, and improve his intelligence and so on. I think it’s the right way to love our little Pirate. Do you think so, dear? (很理智，明晰状) M: It’s just what I want to say. (赞同状 ) F: Ok, I should change my way of loving him. I should let him do his own thing and be his guide. (作彻悟状) P: Oh, so much time has passed. I eager to go to wash room, I can’t bear it. (捂小腹，作难受状) K: Ok, I go to bring the paper, don’t worry! I’ll accompany with you. (作习惯性状，因为Pirate的大小便通常都由King主管) M、F：No, let him do that himself, and be his guide. (同声提醒K) K: Oh, yes, little Pirate, it’s your job now, nobody can help. You should do it yourself. (作揶揄状) P: Xi, I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I can do it. (跨进厕所，作藐视状，有什么大不了，不就进个厕所吗) M、F、K: Brave Pirate! (作自豪状，含有夸奖意) P: Oh, my god! The washroom is so large and dark! (害怕状，因为从末一个人进厕所) M、F、K: (All 晕倒)