英文剧本四人短剧

四个人六分钟，英语幽默短句，这个不好弄时间太长。

三个懒汉 The Three Lazy OnesA king had three sons whom he loved equally well， and he did not know which of them to appoint as king following his own death. When the time came for him to die he called them to his bed and said， “Dear children， I have thought of something that I will reveal to you. The one of you is the laziest shall become king after me.” The oldest one said， “Father， then the kingdom belongs to me， for I am so lazy that whenever I lie down to sleep， and a drop falls into my eyes， I will not even close them so that I can fall asleep.” The second one said， “Father， the kingdom belongs to me， for I am so lazy that when I am sitting by the fire warming myself， I would rather let my heels burn up than to pull my legs back.” The third one said， “Father， the kingdom is mine， for I am so lazy that if I were going to be hanged and already had the rope around my neck， and someone put into my hand a sharp knife with which to cut the rope， I would let myself be hanged rather than to lift my hand up to the rope.” When the father heard this he said， “You have taken it the farthest and shall be king.” 在一个遥远的地方，有一个国王，他有三个儿子，对每一个儿子他都非常喜爱，他不知道自己死后应该把王位传给他们三个中的哪一个。所以，当他快要死的时候，就把他们叫到身边说：“亲爱的孩子们，在我死后，你们三个中谁最懒，谁就继承我的王位。”老大说：“既然这样，这王位就是我的，因为我是最懒的儿子，当我躺下睡觉时，有任何东西落到我的眼睛里，我也懒得去擦掉，即使不能把眼睛闭上，我仍然会继续睡觉。”二儿子说：“爸爸，王位应该传给我，因为我是最懒的儿子。当我坐在火边取暖的时候，就是火燃到我的脚趾，我也懒得把腿收回来。”第三个儿子说：“爸爸，这王位是我的，因为我是你最懒的儿子，如果我就要被吊起来，绳子已经套在了脖子上，有人把一把锋利的小刀塞在我手里，要我切断绳子，我宁愿被吊起来也懒得抬起手把绳子割断。”父亲听到这里说道：“你是最合适的人选，你应该继承王位。”

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Daughter of the Sea Scene 1 Sea Palace Grandma: Finally, you’re back! How’s the shopping on the ground? Little Mermaid: Well, the supermarket is really fantastic! Let’s see what I’ve got… This is the fried fish, and this is the spicy hamburger from McDonald, and here, (holding the tape-recorder) WOW! Hi-tech product! Grandma: Cool, and we won’t worry about our dinner today. What’s more, did you see anything unusual there? Little Mermaid: Sure! The storm came and a ship was nearly destroyed! Grandma: Well, that’s commonplace. Go and swim with your sisters now! Little Mermaid: Thanks, grandma. Scene 2 Seashore (Narrate: Little mermaid doesn’t tell Grandma more about the ship. She also saw the people who drowned in the sea. Among them there was a handsome young man with big blue eyes and curl hair. Little Mermaid soon fell in love with him, and saved him by sending him to the seashore) Little Mermaid (dragging the prince): He’s sure heavy! (Throwing the prince onto the shore) (A woman comes along, and Little Mermaid hides herself behind a board, which reads” You can’t see me”. The prince wakes up) Woman: Oh! You’re alive! Prince: Sure am I! You saved me? Woman: Come on, this way! (Prince goes away, and Little Mermaid puts the board down, sits still, sadly) (Duck Ugly passes by) Duck Ugly: Badibadidibadidibadididido…(knocks into Little Mermaid) Oh! Sorry. Little Mermaid: Why are you so happy, Duck Ugly? Duck Ugly: Because I’m going to the clinic of the Sea Wizard! He’s gonna turn me into a beautiful goose! Little Mermaid: That’s wonderful! How can I contact him? Duck Ugly: You may call 5643456 at any time of the day. Also you can visit his private website, and the IP address is www.wizard.com. Scene 3 At the Wizard’s Little Mermaid: Excuse me, but is this Sea Wizard’s house?