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1. Commuter's Helmet 公交、地铁乘车帽 Now you can sleep while you're on the go！ The suction cup on the back keeps the commuter's head in place， while a message on the front asks fellow passengers， "Could you please wake me up when I reach the stop printed below？ Many thanks." 现在你可以在上下班的途中睡觉啦！帽子后部的吸盘可以将通勤者的头部固定，而帽子前面还贴上了给其他乘客看的信息：“劳驾可不可以等车到了以下标明的这个车站后把我叫醒？万分感谢。”2. Hay Fever Hat 花粉过敏症帽子 Allergy sufferers， rejoice！ Never again will you endure the ignominy of being out in public with no way to blow your nose. And you'll be blowing in style with this handsome toilet-paper-roll holder on your head. 那些饱受过敏之苦的人们，欢呼吧！你们不必再为出门在外拖着大鼻涕却没法擤而感到羞愧。以后你可以戴上这顶帅气的卷纸帽子，这样就不用为怎么擤鼻涕发愁了。3. Automated Ice Cream Cone 自动旋转冰淇淋筒 For the lazy--just stick out your tongue and enjoy. I admit that the present generation is lazy， but lazy enough that they would need an ice-cream cone which revolves by itself？ 专为懒人设计——只要伸出舌头就可以享受美味冰淇淋了。我承认如今的一代人很懒，可多懒的人才需要这样一个可以自动旋转的冰淇淋筒啊？ Load the removable dish with ice cream， push the button and the ice cream turns while you enjoy one of the world's most popular treats. Fun for all ages. 在可抽取的容器内放入冰淇淋，按下按钮，冰淇淋就会旋转起来，你就可以享受世界流行的美味了。各年龄人士都可以乐在其中。4. Duster Cat Slippers 猫咪扫地鞋 The product itself is simple enough. A set of dusters that would fit into the cat's paws and clean up the house while the cat idles around. That sounds innovative and useful， right？ Obviously you'll have to ignore the fact that they lick their anus， then inevitable trying and lick their paws， thus spreading cat anus all over your nice new floor boards. 产品本身构造简单。一双可以套进猫爪的扫地掸子，猫在闲逛的时候就能顺便把屋里的地擦干净了。这个小东西听起来是不是很有创意并且很实用？当然你要忽略以下事实：猫舔完屁眼后不可避免地会去填爪子，然后穿着扫地鞋的猫就会把猫屎抹得到处都是，弄脏你漂亮的新地板。5. Where's your biscuits？ 饼干去了哪里？ The biscuits are in the cup. In the base of the cup. In a nice little hole. Keeping warm. 饼干放在了杯子里面，放在了杯子的底座中。这里开了个很棒的小洞，可以为饼干保温。6. 360 degrees of imagery 360度全方位照相机 Memories captured in 360 Degress real-time. All t