Honestly, sometimes I feel I am talking rubbish especially after teaching for 10 hours.
讲真，有的时候一天上了十个小时课以后，真的觉得自己在胡说八道，不知道我的同行们有没有同感?
比如，今天，是上海正式开始实施垃圾分类的第二天，想到垃圾这个词我就头大，不是因为我生活在上海，而是因为TMD英语中表示“垃圾”的词实在是太多了，常见的就有这么几个：Litter trash rubbish garbage waste…
啥区别?别问我，这比上海居民听到小区保洁问“你是什么垃圾?”更闹心。
你只要记住一句话，就是本文标题的那句就行了。
Who‘s talking rubbish? 谁在胡说八道?
目前来看，非我不可了。
因为最近垃圾分类的事频频上热搜，
我也凑了波热闹，
看了看微博，看完之后，
只想问一句：猪得罪谁了?
可怜的猪!
不吃不吃，今天你不是猪，也不是垃圾。
今天你是我的小可爱，小宝贝，
我的小苹果，you are the apple of my eye.
话说，吃完的苹果核是什么垃圾?
答案：湿垃圾。
越跑越偏了，
再说下去，
你们就要怀疑这到底是不是一篇跟英语有关的推文了。
行，不跟雅思扯上关系，我算是白当了这么久的口语老师。
要扯咱也扯点儿靠谱的。这不明摆着的一道part1话题么，不用我说，你们肯定也猜到了。可是，曾经那么简单的几道题，如今看来，要想答得完美真的有点儿难哪，上海的兄弟们!北京、天津、重庆、哈尔滨等46座城市的兄弟们，垃圾分类离你们也不远了，都长点儿心吧，啊喂!
接下来，看会儿题，放松一下。
给大家一个不走心的鲜菇版答案，就当看个乐呵吧~
1.How would you feel when you see people throwing garbage on the street?
Honestly? I feel disgusted. I feel like walking to them and spitting on them which might be rude, but that’s exactly how I feel.
2.Why do some people like to litter around?
How do I know? I am not “some people”. It’s their choices, their habits. It has nothing much to do with me.
3.What would you do when you see people litter around?
Well, if I was in a really bad mood, I might go to pick up the rubbish and throw it on the person who littered it first. If I was in a good mood,… I don’t know. I am always in a bad mood.
4.What would you do to make the city cleaner?
I guess I will try to eat less and make less rubbish.
5.Would you recycle things?
Never!
6.What kind of garbage can be recycled?
Good question. I am also asking myself the same question. Who the hell knows?
考试这么答，你试试看考官会不会站起来打你!
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