Why he couldn't leave? There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting, but as time went on, he became very boring. Finally when he was through, there was only one man sitting in the large room. The speaker walked up to the man and said, "Thank you for hearing me out when all the others left the room." "Oh! Don't mention it!" replied the man, "I cannot leave because I am the next speaker."翻译：他为什么不走? 在一个很多人参加的会议中,刚开始演讲者说得非常有趣,但渐渐地,他说得越来越令人厌烦.结果,当会议结束的时候,大会议室里只剩一个人了. 演讲者走过去跟那个人说:”谢谢你,其他人都走了,只有你还在听我说.” “噢,别客气.”那个人回答说,”我不走,是因为我是下一位演讲者!”
Playing Jokes Promotes Communication As a child, we have many friends, we like to play jokes with our friends, sometimes it can promote communication. Like when we are playing game,may be hitting others by incident, at this moment, the way we deal with it is very important. A joke can fix it, it makes us laugh and notice we do this not on purpose. Making jokes reconcile argument.
How much English can you speak? "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English." The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?" The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you?God: It only means a minute.Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you?God: Just a small coin.Tom: My humane god, please give me a small coin.God: Ok, poor man, please wait a minute. 参考作文地带整理翻译：汤姆：我伟大的上帝，一千年对你来说，意味着什么？上帝：它只意味着一分钟。汤姆：我万能的上帝，一万枚金币对你来说，意味着什么？上帝：它只意味着一枚小硬币。汤姆：我仁慈的上帝，那就请给我一枚小硬币吧！上帝：好吧，可怜的人，请等一分钟吧。
Why he couldn't leave? There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting, but as time went on, he became very boring. Finally when he was through, there was only one man sitting in the large room. The speaker walked up to the man and said, "Thank you for hearing me out when all the others left the room." "Oh! Don't mention it!" replied the man, "I cannot leave because I am the next speaker."
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