讽刺英文例子

★讽刺性英文小故事Logic Reasoning A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?" A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?"小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。她举了这么一个例子：“有这样一种情况，一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼，突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。他的妻子听到了他的喊声，知道他并不会游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。谁能告诉我这是为什么？” 一个女生举手答道，“是不是去取他的存款？” [注]bank在英语中除了我们平时很熟悉的“银行”之外，还有“河岸”的意思。Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”

Goldilocks and the Three Bears Papa Bear,Mama Bear,and Baby Bear lived in the forest. “Ring,”went the telephone.”Come to my house for lunch,” said Auntie Bear. “Yes,we will come,”said Mama Bear. She set out bowls of stew to cool for supper. Then,the Bears went to Auntie Bear’s house. A little girl named Goldilocks lived in the village. She discovered the Bears’ house and went inside Without asking.She sat in a chair. “This chair is too hard!”she complained. The next chair was smaller,but too soft. The third chair was just right. She sat down with a flop,and the chair legs gave way. Goldilocks saw the three bowls of stew. The big bowl was much too hot! “Maybe this bowl will be cooler,”she said. Goldilocks was right,but it was too cold. She grabbed the third bowl and gobbled it down. It was just right. Then with a yawn,she headed upstairs to the bedroom. Goldilocks tried the first bed,but it was too hard. The next was too soft. Goldilocks sighed and fell asleep as she was lying in the third bed. When the Bears arrived home,Papa Bear shouted, “Somebody’s been sitting on my chair!”Mama Bear cried, “Somebody’s been sitting on my chair!”Then Baby Bear cried, “Somebody’s been sitting on my chair and now it’s all broken!” In the kitchen,Papa Bear looked into his bowl of stew.He said, “Somebody’s been eating my stew!”Mama Bear cried, “Somebody’s been eating my stew!”Baby Bear cried, “Somebody’s been eating my stew,and they ate it all up!” The three bears growled as they climbed the bedroom stairs. Papa Bear growled,”Somebody’s been sleeping in my bed!” Mama Bear growled,”Somebody’s been sleeping in my bed!” Baby Bear cried,”Somebody’s been sleeping in my bed, and there she is!” Goldilocks woke up and wanted to run away, but no one could move.They all froze in their tracks. “Please,forgive me,”Goldilocks cried. The Bears forgave her. Goldilocks quit sneaking into people’s homes.

satire;sarcasm(名词）

satirize;mock;make a crack(动词）

sarcastic后面可以加评价和问题

sarcastic也可以加行为举止和笑容

satirical后面可以加事物

satirize是动词

例如：

他讽刺了我”He satirized me.

“说话带着讽刺的味道”Speak in a sarcastic tone.

扩展资料：

以下是一些常见的英语讽刺例句：

1、Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.

他肯定是趁着救生员不备，跳进基因池。

2、A room temperature IQ.

IQ和室温一样高。

3、During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.

进化时，他的祖先肯定是当权者。（意思是要不是走后门，他怎么有机会进化成人）

4、He has two brains; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

他有两个大脑，一个丢了，另一个去找了。

5、If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

如果他再笨点，就要一周给他浇两次水了（把他当作植物看待）

6、Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; but he just gargled.

别人畅饮智慧之泉，他只是拿来漱口。

7、It takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

他要花一个半小时来观察一小时。

8、He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achievethem.

他给自己设定的标准很低，但每次还是达不到。

9、If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.

如果你用一分钱买他的想法，你还能拿到找零的。（change在这里是零钱的意思）

英语常见词性及用法：

1，动名词V-ing

动名词是一种兼有动词和名词特征的非限定动词。它可以支配宾语，也能被副词修饰。动名词有时态和语态的变化。

2，动词不定式

由to+动词原型构成。不定式是一种非限定性动词。而非限定动词是指那些在句中不能单独充当谓语的动词，可分为不定式、动名词、现在分词和过去分词。

3，分词[participle]

具有动词及形容词二者特征的词；尤指以ing、ed、d、t、en或n结尾的英语动词性形容词，具有形容词功能，同时又表现各种动词性特点，如时态，语态、带状语性修饰语的性能及带宾词的性能。

Reflections Of The Age In LiteratureMore than in art, neoclassicism in literature came closer to voicing theeighteenth century's fascination with reason and scientific law. Indeed, theverbal media of poetry, drama, prose, and exposition were commonly used toconvey the new philosophic principles.A typical poetic voice of the Age of Reason in England was Alexander Pope(1688-1744). In his most famous work, An Essay on Man (1733), Pope expressedthe optimism and respect for reason that marked the era. He described aNewtonian universe in the following often quoted lines:All are but parts of one stupendous whole,Whose body nature is, and God the soul ...All nature is but art, unknown to thee;All chance, direction, which thou cannot see.All discord, harmony not understood;All partial evil, universal goodAnd, spite of pride, in erring reason's spite,One truth is clear: Whatever is, is right. ^5[Footnote 5: Quoted in G. K. Anderson and W. E. Buckler, eds., The Literatureof England, 2 vols. (Glenview, IL: Scott, Foresman, 1958), vol. 1, p. 1568.]Two other poetic voices deserve mention here. One belonged to the EnglishCountess of Winchelsea (1661-1720), who extolled reason and feminine equalityin her verse. The other was that of a Massachusetts slave girl, PhyllisWheatley (1753-1784), whose rhyming couplets, in the style of Pope, pleadedthe cause of freedom for the American colonies and for her race.Reflecting the common disdain for irrational customs and outworninstitutions were such masterpieces of satire as Candide (1759), by the Frenchman of letters, Francois-Marie Arouet, better known as Voltaire (1694-1778).Another famous satirist, England's Jonathan Swift (1667-1745), ridiculed thepettiness of human concerns in Gulliver's Travels (1726), wherein CaptainGulliver, in visiting the fictitious land of Lilliput, found two opposingfactions: the Big-endians, who passionately advocated opening eggs at the bigend, and the Little-endians, who vehemently proposed an opposite procedure.The novel became a major literary vehicle in this period. It caught onfirst in France during the preceding century and was then popularized inEngland. Robinson Crusoe (1719), by Daniel Defoe (1659-1731), is often calledthe first modern English novel. The straight prose of the novel satisfied aprevailing demand for clarity and simplicity; but the tendency in this periodto focus on middle-class values, heroic struggle, and sentimental loveforeshadowed the coming romantic movement. Writing along these lines SamuelRichardson (1689-1761) produced Pamela (1740-1741), the story of a virtuousservant-girl, and Henry Fielding (1707-1754) wrote the equally famous TomJones (1749), the rollicking tale of a young man's deep pleasures andsuperficial regrets. Each novel, in its own way, defined a natural humanmorality.In both France and England women found a uniquely promising outlet fortheir long-ignored talents in the romantic novel, with its accent on personalfeminine concerns and domestic problems. Two among the multitude of ableFrench women novelists were Madame de Graffigny (1695-1758), whose LettresD'Une Peruvienne (1730) became a best-seller, and Madame de Tencin(1682-1749), who wrote The Siege of Calais, a historical novel of love anddanger. In England, Fanny Burney (1753-1840) was universally acclaimed afterpublication of her first novel, Eveline (1778), about "a young lady's entranceinto the world." Aphra Behn (1640-1689) was an early playwright whose novel,Oroonoko (1688), was a plea for the natural person, long before the works ofDefoe and Rousseau.

This hard-working boy seldom reads more than an hour per week. 其中的hard-working,其实是讽刺他lazy 2.Robbing a widow of her savings was certainly a noble act. 其中的noble act，其实是讽刺这件事 disgrateful. 3.It would be a fine thing indeed not knowing what time it was in the morning. 其中的fine，其实是讽刺这件事b 就这点了`````

sarcastic与satiric同义“他讽刺了我”：He satirized(动词）me.“说话带着讽刺的味道”:Speak in a sarcastic tone.

一、w.bush: doctor, what is wrong with my brain? doctor: your brain is perfectly ok. w.bush: how come? doctor: you are the same as everybody else, having right brain and life brain. w.bush: and? doctor: but yours is even far bether than all the others. w.bush: oh? doctor: yes, sir, everybody’s brain is not seperated so perfect. but yours is an exception. w.bush: tell me how could it be an exception, not because I am the head of USA. I hope. doctor: sir, your brain is really seperated completely, there is nothing right in your left brain, and there is nothing left in your right brain. 布什和医生的笑话。 注意下最后一句。是一语双关 二、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？ 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？ 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。 三、Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!" 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！” 四、Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。 五、Logic Reasoning A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?" A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?" 逻辑推理 小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。她举了这么一个例子：“有这样一种情况，一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼，突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。他的妻子听到了他的喊声，知道他并不会游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。谁能告诉我这是为什么？” 一个女生举手答道，“是不是去取他的存款？” [注]bank在英语中除了我们平时很熟悉的“银行”之外，还有“河岸”的意思。 六、（纯属娱乐）英语小笑话 上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著 性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的 一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是 A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟 能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了.