I was at lunch and there is this guy who always hugs everyone and i didn't know him so then i was just standing there and then out of nowhere he hugged me really hard and i was so shocked that i almost screamed and my then for some reason i started laughing so hard i couldn't breath and my face turned bright red and my friends were laughing really hard because my face was like bright red and then he finally let go. the embarrassing part about that is everyone thought that i literally couldn't breath so they thought i was about to pass out or something.
Once when I went shopping and needed to pay, I took out my bank card.有一次,我去买东西,付款时我拿出银行卡。Salesgirl: Is this chip?Me: No, it's expensive.Salesgirl: What??售货员:芯片卡吗?(chip发音同cheap接近)我:不,很贵 售货员:啥?