学学老外是如何用英语损人的绝句我们中国有“杀人不见血”之说，老外损起人来，也是“惊天地，泣鬼神”，一起看看吧！ 1.Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.1.他肯定是趁救生员不备，跳进基因池。 2.A room temperature IQ.2.IQ值简直和室温一样高。 3.During evolution,his ancestors were in the control group.3.进化时，他的祖先肯定是当权派。（要不是走后门，他怎么有机会进化成人？ ） 4.Has two brains;one is lost and the other is out looking for it.4.他有两个大脑，一个丢了，另一个去找去了。 5.He's so dense,the light bends around his.5.他太蠢了，光碰到他多要拐向走。 6.If he were any more stupid,he'd have to be watered twice a week.6.如果他再笨点儿，就要一周给他浇两次水了。（把他当植物来看了。） 7.Some drink from the fountain of knowledge,but he just gargled.7.人家畅饮智慧之泉，他只是拿来漱了漱口。 8.It takes him an-hour-and-a-half to watch "60 Minutes".8.他要花一个半小时来观察一个小时。 9.He sets low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them.9.他给自己设定的标准很低，但每次还是达不到。 10.If you gave him a penny for his thoughts,you'd get change.10.如果你用一分钱买他的想法，你还能拿到找零的。
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